11 out of 20 "Top News" stories on cnn.com

[AllHereTruth]

11 out of 20 "Top News" stories on cnn.com at 2:50pm Central Standard Time, July 7th

No-chance lottery tickets stun players
Family to give away $800K from sale of home
Navarrette: Candidates wise to court Hispanics
Iraqi gearheads pimp out muscle cars
South Carolina plans license plate for Christians
Mom, 4 unruly kids booted off flight
Attorney: A-Rod's wife files for divorce
Kidman gives birth to baby girl named Sunday
iReport.com: Balloons lift man, lawnchair
Bikini-clad baristas attracting tourists
Weather guy tosses cell phone on air

What has this country come to?

[BlueJazz]

1. Sounds like something the National Enquirer would run.

Simple News for Simple People.

[Drunken Irishman]

2. Better than: OBAMA IS TOO CONSERVATIVE! NO, TOO LIBERAL!

[zanne]

3. We want to be entertained, not informed. nt

[singilarpoint]

4. CNN HEADLINE UPDATE

Did Madonna bewitch A-Rod?
I really like this thread--Seems like you could almost base an entire site on this theme. It would go on forever, and get, funnier and funnier.

[AllHereTruth]

5. Lets do it

Lets dedicate this thread to outrageous, Mass media/Corporate media drivel.

Or better yet start a group.

[singilarpoint]

6. CNN HEADLINE UPDATE

-YOUR THE FATTEST BALLERINA-
Yes, that is a headline on cnn as we speak...

[singilarpoint]

7. Yahoo "news" headline

Cigarettes, bull semen top U.S. exports to Iran.

[Jade Fox 410]

8. At least

At least there's not any mention of a young trouble blonde girl.

Oh wait, who are they linking A-Rod with again???