Limbaugh: “I’m Looking For Property In New Zealand”

[Stinger2]

You Haven’t Left Yet?……………. 

http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/limbaugh_im_looking_for_property_in_new_zealand

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1. He can sit on this

[Tangerine LaBamba]

3. Thank you!

That one made me shriek "Hee! Hee!"

Until now, I didn't know I could make a sound like that.

[Warpy]

15. It would probably fit.

[tabatha]

2. Please go.

[dbackjon]

4. You mean the very socialist and green New Zealand?

[liberalmuse]

5. Do they sell Oxycontin there?

He might want to consider that. Also, New Zealand is much further away from all those countries where Republican males go to bugger children.

[Mz Pip]

6. Lots of sheep there

Go for it Rush. You'll be right at home.

[ravenna_windream]

7. Poor New Zealanders

Then he becomes their problem. I feel for them if he goes...

[Clear Blue Sky]

8. There was a thread recently about NZ going the way of Iceland.

[Believing Is Art]

9. Umm, hold on a sec

Doesn't New Zealand have some sort of anti-obesity policy where they won't grant citizenship to anyone over a certain BMI? I'm just sayin' . . .

[billyt5903]

10. New Zealand alternative

Rush should try Iceland instead... for it's thermal spas(drug
free pain relief) where he could invest his millions in their
super-successful/crack "free market" economic system
billyt/

[jpak]

11. Kiwis would put him in a cage and charge a dollar for kids to poke him with a stick

:rofl:

on edit:

On the South Island there is a road between the towns of Clinton and Gore on local wag has designated the "Presidential Highway".

Rush would be a fool to go there...

[Wickerman]

12. Don't le that door hit you in your wide wide ass

pillboy.

[Fire1]

13. And take your 'followers' with you! I can get people to help

you pack!! FREE OF CHARGE!!!:woohoo:

[MikeNearMcChord]

14. Why must the native Maoris be cursed with this guy

Hell send him to St. Helena or some island in the middle of the Indian Ocean, maybe we can buy Big Diomede island from Russia and put him there.

[jwirr]

16. Well one thing for sure if he does move there it won't be long and

he will be a global warming believer.

[SeattleVet]

17. Buh-bye! You'll hate it there - they are a generally very progressive country.

Discrimination based on sexual orientation is prohibited, and you may, after you have been accepted to live permanently there, own a shotgun or rifle if you obtain the correct permits. Handguns, semi-automatic firearms, and many other classes of arms are prohibited.

You'll also love their strict no-smoking policies in most public areas. It'll help you kick that Cuban cigar habit.

See http://www.immigration.govt.nz/nzopportunities/aboutnz/importantlaws and see how ill-suited you are to fitting in.

I doubt that you could get a talk radio job there based solely on railing against the liberal, human-rights-based government and tolerant people.

[SeattleVet]

18. Oops - looks like he doesn't qualify as a "skilled migrant".

http://www.immigration.govt.nz/migrant/stream/work/skilledmigrant/overview/default.htm

1. Requirements
To apply under the Skilled Migrant Category, you must meet our requirements. You need to be aged from 20-55 (inclusive). You also have to meet our standards of health, character, and English language proficiency before you start the process.

Rush is 58. Don't know if the Oxy will disqualify him on the health or character points. He is proficient at (twisting) English.

Too bad, ditto-boy! Maybe you'll eventually be able to find a country that *will* take you.

[freedom_to_think]

19. Limbaugh: “I’m Looking For Property In New Zealand”

Hey Rush – I hear they have a few openings in hell. Go get you a lake of fire side view.

Here's a video of Letterman ripping Rush

http://freedom-2-think.blogspot.com/2009/03/letterman-unleashes-on-limbaugh.html