Ok Rush..You May Now Pack Your Bags!!!

[marcmanv007]

..and don't let the door hit that big Fat ass on the way out!

[SpiralHawk]

1. Rush's ass (R) is highly valuable - it got him his draft dodging deferment

If it hadn't been for his ass pimple, he would have had to serve America in the armed forces. But because he had a big ugly ass pimple (True Fact), he was able to Dodge the Draft and earn the love respect, and envy of all the other Republicon Chickenhawks

[Joey Kidd]

5. I can't imagine him in a uniform...

fighting in the Vietnamese jungle.And I have a great imagination.

[Stumbler]

9. Remember the old t.v. show Sliders?

I wonder how history would have turned out if not for that ass pimple... What if he couldn't find another form of deferment, no matter how unlikely? What if he actually was shipped off to the hell that was Vietnam? What if Rush Limbaugh were a raging peace-loving pacifist in another world?

Actually, now that I think of it, I already know the answer: There'd simply be another pill-popping, hypocritical right-wing gas-bag using the public's airwaves against the public... But would the new guy be just as fat? Again, I have to wonder...

[Xenotime]

2. Bye, bye Fat ass

[eilen]

3. Is he really leaving?

I heard he much admired the socialist medical system of Costa Rica.

[damyank913]

4. Don't go away mad Rush, just go away...

Perhaps you can buy your own country. You can call it Rushia:shrug:

[Anakin Skywalker]

6. Get the Fuck Out, Rush!

Keep your promise, you windbag sack of sh*t!

[The_Commonist]

7. Here... you can help!

http://www.aticketforrush.com/

[bluevoter4life]

8. Done. Donated my $1 n/t