Are the newspapers only good for wrapping dead fish?

[Renew Deal]

Poll question: Are the newspapers only good for wrapping dead fish?

That's what BeFree says. I figured I would put it up to the DU inteligencia.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1831542&mesg_id=1831640&page=

[MercutioATC]

1. No, they make recycled kitty litter out of them, too.

Actually, they're one of my primary sources of news. I take the bias into account, but they give good overviews, generally.

[tomreedtoon]

2. Why would you want to wrap dead fish?

Who would you be sending dead fish to?

The coupons on Sunday are good, but everything else is generally useless. Even the movie reviews in my town (Orlando) are useless, since the local hack usually rewords the stuff he reads from the New Yuck Times, puts his name on it, and goes back to sleep.

[RaRa]

3. Oh, no. I will gladly use them to cushion my breakables for our move eom