Breakfast at the White House.

[Renew Deal]

Eggs is eggs.

One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies," I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?"

"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you've been in office for your second term for only a short time now!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced "quiche"

[annofark]

1. that was funny

hehehehehehehehe...i like

[hydrashok75]

2. Now that's one you can use in both crowds

nt

[Lib4Life2006]

3. Funny

Hilarious