Forwarded by a friend

[ewagner]

I don't know who the original author of this was but I found it quite ...uuummmm...educational concerning the acheivements of our beloved pResident.


Enjoy

Subject: Bush's Record


Subject: A note from George

MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I attacked and took over two countries.

I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

I shattered record for biggest annual deficit in
history.

The most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month
period, ever!

I am the first year in office set the all-time record
for most days on vacation by any President in US
history.

I set the record for more campaign fundraising trips,
while in office, than any other President in US
history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million
Americans lost their job.

All-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
positions than any President in US history.

I set the record for the least amount of press
conferences than any President since the advent of
television.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the
Constitution than any President in US history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US
history
and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US
history and refused to use the national reserves, as
past Presidents have.

I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15
million people), shattering the record for protest
against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any
President in US history.
My Presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable
of any in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in US history. (The 'poorest'
multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice has a Chevron oil
tanker named after her.)

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market
fraud of any market in any country in the history of
the world.

I am the first President in US history to order an
unprovoked US first attack and military occupation of
a sovereign nation; I did so against the will of the
United Nations and the world community, and without
consultation with or consent from the Congress or the
American people.


I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget
spending increases, more than any President in US
history.

I am the first President in US history to have the
United Nations remove the US from the human rights
commission.

I am the first President in US history to have the
United Nations remove the US from the elections
monitoring board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least
amount of Congressional oversight, than any
Presidential administration in US history.

I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners
of war and, by default,no longer abide by the Geneva
Conventions.

I am the first President in US history to refuse
United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US
elections).

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for
most corporate campaign donations.

My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also
one of my best friends, presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world
history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any
President in US history.

I am the first US President to establish, in effect, a
secret shadow government.

I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after
911, and, in less than a year, made the US the most
resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic
failure in US and world history).

I am the first US President in history to have a
majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my
Presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
stability.

I am the first US president in history to have the
people of South Korea more threatened by the US than
their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

I set all-time record for number of administration
appointees who violated US law by not selling huge
investments in corporations bidding for government
contracts.

I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden
'dead or alive.'



I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to
murder the leaders of our country at the United States
Capitol building. After 18 months, I have no leads and
zero suspects.

I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for
Americans than any other President in US history.

In a little over two years I created the most divided
country in decades, possibly the most divided the US
has ever been since the Civil War.


OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not
available).

I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the
military during a time of war.

I refuse to take drug test or even answer any
questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have
been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider
trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy
and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I
served on the board are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public review.

For other accomplishments, please speak to my Daddy or
Uncle James Baker. (They can be reached at their
offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)

Lovingly,

GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House
Washington, D.C
USA

[gully]

1. Wow! Great info, thanks! N/T

[UrbScotty]

2. Wow, George! I think you'd make a GREAT Dog Catcher!

Can we schedule a job interview, for, say, a year from next January?

[JohnKleeb]

6. sorry but Mr. John Beltz is interviewing him for bricklayer assistant

but Mr. Beltz tells me he wont get the job. LOL thats an inside joke allow me to explain Ih8thegop. My grandfather's name is John Beltz and he was a bricklayer, and he absolutely detests Bush and the GOP yep hes a democrat, so he has told me he couldnt even be a bricklayer's assistant.

[UrbScotty]

10. LOL (nt)

[RC]

3. My Darn Good Resumé

http://www.counterpunch.org/bush08052003.html

15 seconds of googling

[ewagner]

4. Thanks

It was forwarded from a friend without any reference. I appreciate your knowledgeable assistance.

[pansypoo53219]

5. why

can't the MWs and sheeple see this?

[smirkymonkey]

7. Don't you know that all of that is Clinton's Fault???

- there are people out there who really think that...

[LadyChaos1138]

8. ohmy god

that was the most beautiful burn... EVER

[Rhiannon12866]

9. This is known as "Bush*s resume"

It's pretty impressive.:grr: