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Hey all, The GOP has come up with a term they want to unleash in the media. They’ve been trial running it and now they are about to lay it on thick. The term is “Defeat-ocrats.” . . . cute, huh? They need a dose of their own medicine. I propose circulating the following terms. Which one(s) do you all think might be most effective, and why? Please don’t bother telling me if you don’t approve of name-calling. It is TIME for name calling; it is time for accurate labeling. The ruling elites are playing for keeps, and there is nothing seedy or unprincipled about responding in kind. I realize this might disturb some people’s peace, but I prefer to think of it as disturbing the war. No more mister nice progressive.
So here it is:
The ReSMUGlicans, RePRIVATE-CLUBlicans, RepublicKillers .... . . the Money-grub-licans, the Banana-Republicans, the Busheviks, . . . are greedy, selfish traitors.
Other notable terms: Rick Sanitorium, Joe Loser-man.
Rant: The problems America faces are caused by greedy, selfish, unpatriotic, shortsighted, private club-going, diversity-destroying, Hummer-driving, nature-hating, media-manipulating, gated community-living, class war-starting, offshore bank account-having, spiteful, operative-outing, job-outsourcing, hypocritical, Communist China-loving, Kim Jong Il-cringing, sadistic, sexually perverse, Abu Graib-torturing, illegally phone-tapping, election-rigging, gas-gouging, science-stifling, Halliburton-hugging, no-bid contract-giving, friend shooting, Kissinger-appointing, My Pet Goat-gazing, disaster-ignoring, ignorant, nuclear-mispronouncing, Binladen-losing, veteran-bashing, veteran-cheating, draft-dodging conservatives.
PROBLEM: any •CAUSE: conservatives
pollution •conservatives are greedy and shortsighted
poverty •conservatives are greedy and unconcerned
unemployment •conservatives are greedy and shortsighted
health care deficiencies •conservatives are greedy and unconcerned
war profiteering •conservatives are greedy and treasonous
energy shortages/costs •conservatives are greedy and shortsighted
job outsourcing •conservatives are greedy and unpatriotic
racism •conservatives are narrowminded, evil, and ignorant
terrorism •conservatives are shortsighted, stubborn, and stupid
infrastructure •conservatives are shortsighted, selfish, and greedy
education •conservatives are greedy, shortsighted, and selfish
partisanship/gridlock •conservatives are rude and undemocratic conservatives are stubborn and selfish
budget/taxes •conservatives are greedy, unpatriotic
privatization •conservatives are greedy, selfish, undemocratic, and backward-thinking . . . and so on.
REPEAT UNTIL JANUARY, 2009, or whenever the one-party state falls.
Ed
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