the Chimp's Library

[Cobalt-60]

As "president" this cur is going to get a presidential library.
So what goes inside?
These people are too secretive to declassify anything. And they're too guilty to reveal anything.
Perhaps we can find an old Photo Mat hut or even a vintage Port - O - San for the purpose.

[Erika]

1. This could be fun

Start out in their early years. Archie and Veronica with their driving record problems.

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. Lets start with those 3 Shakespeares.

[Erika]

3. I can picture W as Mickey Rooney

dancing as a fairy in midsummers night dream.

[MADem]

4. My Pet Goat, and let's not forget Camus! NT

[opihimoimoi]

5. How to Beg for Political Support from the Nation using Strident language

101.02

[Canuckistanian]

8. Pandering for Dummies

Or the Complete Idiot's Guide to the Constitution

[Canuckistanian]

7. Don't forget the Cliff's Notes versions n/t

[JohnnyRingo]

6. A presidental library is an information dump

GW moved all his paperwork from the time he was governor to his father's library. Since no one has a library card, the records are effectively sealed.... permanently.

I imagine the new Bush library will additionally feature razor wire and a moat.

[rock]

9. I suggest 40 rolls of toilet paper (used) with

the Constitution printed on them.

[Phredicles]

10. The complete "...for Dummies" series.

[Homer Wells]

12. "Pretzeldentin' fer Dummies?"

[vanboggie]

11. I have just the music to play

The old 60's Knickerbocker's song slightly modified

Lies, lies, I can't believe a word you say

Lies, lies, are gonna' put you in Hague some day

Some day your gonna' be lonely

But you won't find a Constitution around

Lies, lies are breaking my country's heart.