Sarah Palin Ready For Her Very Own Book (Gawker)

[struggle4progress]

By Hamilton Nolan, 9:02 AM on Thu Jan 22 2009

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Finally, Wasilla resident Sarah Palin has taken a concrete step towards "telling her story" without the distorting filter of the mainland media and mousy comedians. She's looking for a big fat book deal!

Alaska's finest person has hired big shot DC lawyer Robert Barnett, who spends all his time landing multimillion dollar book deals for other DC big shots like Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and the savior of our nation's health, Dr. Sanjay Gupta. All liberals! But now he's branching out, to help bring Sarah Palin's wit and wisdom to the literary world. Since Laura Bush just sold her memoir for less than $2 million, we'll estimate Sarah Palin's would be worth, oh, $8 million. Laura Bush might sell in Barnes & Noble, but Sarah Palin sells in the grocery store checkout line ...

http://gawker.com/5136887/sarah-palin-ready-to-write-her-very-own-book

[nichomachus]

1. There already is a Sarah Palin book

It's called the National Enquirer.

[BOSSHOG]

2. I'm on the abstinence from dumb ass right wing garbage books program

and have done great for years.

[Sal Minella]

3. I assumed this was about SP buying her own copy of "My Pet Goat."

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Lotsa politicians hire ghost writers.

Palin is gonna engage a ghostreader so she'll know what's in it.

[NOW tense]

5. They would print it on a scroll

Because it would be one long run on sentence.

[louis-t]

7. Haaaaaaa!

[MineralMan]

6. Finally learned to read, did she?

[remember2000forever]

8. Is It A Pop-Up Book?

[Kittycat]

9. I didn't know Sarah could draw.

Her followers will need several illustrations, since we know they can't read.