Richard Cheney is Martin Borman

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Our snarling former Vice President and the long missing Nazi are one in the same.
Consider this quote on Borman's style
Consider:
" Many historians have suggested Bormann held so much power that, in some respects, he became Germany's "secret leader" during the war."
or perhaps
" Faced with the imminent demise of the Third Reich, he systematically went about the organizing of German corporate flight capital, and set up off-shore holding companies and business interests in close coordination with the same Ruhr industrialists and German bankers who facilitated Hitler's explosive rise to power 10 years before. "
or maybe:
"Bormann exploited the disaster at Stalingrad, and his daily access to Hitler, to persuade him to create a three-man junta representing the State, the Army, and the Party,.."
Sound Familiar?
This explains where Cheney got his love of Death and Torture.
Has anyone seen Cheney's birth certificate?
Cheney needs to be taken off the air until he proves he isn't Martin Borman.
Now where can I find a combination Lawyer, Dentist, and Zsa Zsa Impersonator to take the case?