Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds

[TheRepublicant]

http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/

[izquierdista]

1. Is that why his hair is so white?

This explains a lot. I will have to rely on this source for my news from here on.

[Kurmudgeon]

5. Some folks take their color coordination way too seriously

Sheng Fui for the anal retentive.

[Atman]

2. Wow...my exact words. You beat me to it!

:rofl:

[BlueJazz]

3. Yes..That my criteria for deciding who I'll date. Ah, excuse me Miss..is your asshole bleached?

Good Grief. ..People do some strange stuff.

[villager]

4. Asshole!

nt

[ThoughtCriminal]

6. But not with Food Stamps!

Just to keep the record straight.

[JaneQPublic]

7. When it 's just not enough to...

...have the carpet match the drapes.

[Cush]

8. you do know that site is satire?

[SixthSense]

10. the world is so bizarre nowadays

that you have to double check to be sure one way or the other no matter how absurd the satire

[limpyhobbler]

9. laughed out loud, nt

[sce56]

11. K&R for being one of the best A$$hole jokes I've seen here

The skunk is a more perverted Onion type of site the Logo says it all.

[MADem]

12. Waiting for the Chinese to pick this up like it is a real story....

They did that with an Onion article a while back...

[SeattleVet]

13. The Chinese, hell...

I'm waiting for Faux Snooze to pick it up!

[RZM]

14. I think that was the story about installing a retractable dome on the Capitol n/t

[MADem]

23. That sounds VERY familiar! nt

[mysuzuki2]

15. I know that this is from a satire site. But do people really

bleach their buttholes? Why on earth? I feel out of the loop here.

[Rhiannon12866]

16. That was my first thought, too... That's a new one on me.

:shrug: x(

[pkdu]

18. Aparrently so!...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching

[mysuzuki2]

19. I looked that up but I still don't understand why.

"applied by technicians' There's a job for you! Just don't expect to be invited to career day at your kids school.

[Ikonoklast]

21. Well, look at it this way.

All those janitors whose jobs were taken over by underprivileged school kids will be looking for a new career.


"Hey, Joe, bring da bucket wit da heavy duty butt bleach in here, I've got a real doozy on my hands!"

[mysuzuki2]

22. I think you're on to something there!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

17. the real question: Is Newt's hair that way because of his own bleached butt-hole or his wife's?

I guess the same could be asked of her.

[formercia]

20. It says Satire on the top.

When being White just isn't enough.

[chrisa]

24. In his case, also known as applying lipstick