NewsMax calls to defend ronald & nancy reagan

[ZenLefty]

Got this email from some right-wingnut. These guys crack me up sometimes, but it's good to know what those clowns are up to.

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From: NewsMax.com
Sent: Thursday, October 23, 2003 2:45 PM
To: NewsMax.com News Alert
Subject: Defend Ronald & Nancy Reagan


Defend the Reagans

Oh, *this* should be good.

Dear NewsMax Readers:

At the count of three, bleat like a sheep. BaaaAAAAaaAAAaaa.

As you are probably aware CBS is set to smear President
and Mrs. Reagan in the upcoming docudrama entitled "The
Reagans."

Gee, why on earth would anyone want to smear them??

Our loyal readers know that we were the first to warn that
this program would be a hatchet job against the Reagans.

Oh, I'm sure they'll leave out the part about him being a mass murderer.

James Brolin, Barbra Streisand's husband, is set to play
Ronald Reagan. Based on scripts available to the New York
Times, both President Reagan and Mrs. Reagan will be
portrayed in a negative light.

And mrs. reagan's makeup looks horrible in negative light!

The producers have even
admitted to making up quotes that Reagan never uttered.

Well, that's what a 'docudrama' is, you morons. What did you expect, a minute-per-minute verbatim history? Oh, wait. That would probably cast him in a negative light.

In the near future, we will be providing contact
information for you to let CBS and their advertisers know
your opinion about this portrayal of the President and
Mrs. Reagan.

I'd appreciate that and will be proud to let them know my opinion.

NewsMax has been committed to keeping the Reagan legacy
alive.

NewsMax should be committed, I agree.

It is clear many in Hollywood and New York would like to
re-write Reagan's history and destroy the record of his
achievements, especially now that President Reagan cannot
speak for himself.

It is clear many conservative freaks would like to re-write Reagan's history and destroy the record of his atrocities, especially now that the average conservative cannot think for or verify facts for himself.

We will continue to apprise you of developments about this
movie and ways we can work together to let your voice be
heard.

BaaaaAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaa

Thank you.

The Editors

When you work for conservatives, editing is really a full time job.

P.S. One great way of sharing the Reagan legacy is wearing
the USS Ronald Reagan navy cap,

Wear the cap backwards so you can look more 'hip'.

or checking out the many unique items in NewsMax's Reagan Collection.

I want the bobblehead doll that says 'you dirty rat' whenever you flink it in the head.

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[wryter2000]

1. LMAO

Thanks. :kick:

[StClone]

2. Letters, oh my goodness theose Letters

"Hackles up defense" against CBS's Reagan mini-docudrama was displayed by several interviewees on winger radio spew.

Something is in the air and I don't know what it may be exactly, but the "Reagan Letters," the docudama and its melodramatic attack are signs somthing is brewing.

Near death experience? God hold out until after the elections '04 Dutch.

Anyone read the "Letters" book? Apparently Ronnie was some sort of literary genius. Great Communicator? Most of it was fiction I'll bet just, like his legacy. Death squads and huge defeicts Freepers?

[eyesroll]

3. They like "fair and balanced," right?

They got their Shrubbie Love Fest with that 9/11 movie.

:nopity:

[FreeperSlayer]

4. Thanks to Shrub...

...Raygun moved out of last in the El Presidente ranking.

[leetrisck]

5. And NewsMax hasn't and doesn't smear

the Clinton's? Right on.

[Lefty48197]

6. Right wingers are freaks

I think they are actually starting to believe their own lies.
Ronald Reagan won the cold war. Yeah my ass. What about Solidarity? Didn't they have something to do with it? I mean, after all, Reagan was sleeping when they brought down the Iron Curtain.