Goonball pic of * needs captions!

[deek]

(and ratings!)
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040106/480/llj10901060214

[zbdent]

1. "Very good sir, now pull up your pants.

You don't need to call a press conference every time you go poopy all by your self."

[TOhioLiberal]

2. Hey guys....

He's not looking..bring out the straight-jacket.

[Lefty48197]

3. Mrs. O'Neeeeiiiillll, GOOD to see you! How's Paul?

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[johnlal]

4. Yoo Hoo! Roadies! Can you bring more flags onto the stage?

[louis-t]

5. "this is what Spock used to do.....

but I can never get my fingers right".

[Shadowen]

6. "Oh no! Not the holy light of God in my demonic eyes! Aagh!"

nt

[streakr]

7. Boy, that's a good lookin' manicure!"

n/t

[icymist]

8. Und Ve Vill only recognize

that marriage be between a man and a woman. I promise a vinersnciether in every pot. (God I wish I had a joint!) And furthermore, I want to add, Saddam was found in a hole! That makes him a threat to the world!

[icymist]

9. "We will rule the world!"

while thinking to himself, "My God! Are you people a bunch of sheep! Just like Cheney told me you would be! Let Dick find you something else to watch (because I'm not intelligent enough) .... gay marriage! Watch out for those gays! God are you people stupid!