Just How will George present us with Osama?

[MichaelHarris]

How do you think georgie boy will "present us" Osama? I'm going with Theme from Rocky 1 and a WWF Rumble in the Cage format. Whats your thoughts?

[mopinko]

1. dead

there is one chance in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 that osama will be alive and talking when taken into custody.
someone said in another thread "his head on a stick at ground zero" i go with that.

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. How about

On a giant silver platter ala the plastic turkey incident

[jbfam4]

3. after he is defrosted

and make up applied to cover the freezer burns, they will say they were better than they thought they were. They killed him right away but didn't find him until Oct..... Surprise!

[Paradise]

4. with a crown on his noggin,

robes, throne, scepter, and hail to the king accompinment. :dunce:

[Paradise]

5. oops!

correction: accompaniment

[GreyPilgrim]

6. When he starts to feel the heat...

When Bush sees his support numbers start to drop, he'll pop out Osama right before the election. Osama will be wearing a button saying, "This terrorist brought to you by the Bush administration. Vote Bush in '04."

[Lefty48197]

7. They'll show a film of Osama being removed from a hole in the ground

that is protected by a big impenetrable piece of styrafoam. When they pull him out, Osama will be wearing an "I'm with Saddam" T shirt.

[JPace]

8. He will be dead.....

Osama is surrounded by over a hundred dedicated
followers who have taken an oath that he will not
be taken alive. It is how he wants it.

I don't think it will get AWOL much of a bump in
the polls though.....people are now focused on
jobs, health care and other painful domestic
issues. Even if we get "hit" with another terrorist
attack AWOL will be blamed for not funding homeland
security, he is in a no win position unless he can
whip up fear of gay marriage or something like that.

[dryan]

9. Osama Ben Laden

Am I the only one that wonders why we only hear from OBL when Bush's poll numbers go down? Maybe his name should be "Osama Ben Forgotten"?

[Gung_Fu]

10. Frozen in carbonite...

also known as "ala Han Solo".

[The_camper]

11. King Kong

It's going to look something like the old king Kong movie. Bush will be at ground zero in September during their propaganda festival to announce his candidacy. The curtains will sweep to the side when he pulls a gold tassel. The flashes from all the cameras will force bush to put on sunglasses and just nod his head in approval... Then a few minutes later, osama breaks out of the cage, beat his chest, and kick Bush in the ass.

[mopaul]

12. like this..............

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[nedlogg]

13. Very Carefully

Too early, and his capture will be forgotten by election day.

Too close to election day and it will be seen as political
grandstanding.

[mark11727]

14. Away from the microphones...

very quietly, Bush whispers into Osama's ear "thanks... I could not have done any of this without you" just before he (Dubya) kisses him (OBL) full on the mouth (like Michael did to Fredo) and then blow his brains out on Faux News.

[MasterKey]

15. Only one way to present Osama

Since Osama has been dead before 911 even happened, the only way to deliver Osama will be in a thousand peices;

Masterkey-- :)

My own personal guess for the perfect day he will be captured, or the capture announced is June 3rd-6th, 2004.

[amber dog democrat]

16. Dead

Shot in a gun battle while trying to escape.

[My2cents]

17. my prayer

I pray he is taken alive and his execution is a PPV event that raises money for ALL of his attacks from 1993 to present. I would pay $100! Anyone else?

[anti_shrub]

18. You've already been tombstoned

but I hope they allow your post to stay as a monument to freeper bloodlust.

[amber dog democrat]

19. no.

I don't see what good that would do or how it would help.

I think permenant incarceration is a better idea.

[Parrcrow]

20. Clad in chains

bin Laden will march before Dubya's chariot. Jenna and Barbara Jr will ride the trace horses, while a slave (Oliver North) holds a golden crown above shrubs head whispering in his ear that "all glory is fleeting".