another G.Bush joke...

[the Kelly Gang]

President Bush gets out of his helicopter
in front of the White House carrying a baby
pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention,
salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

Bush replies: "These are not pigs, these
are Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for
Vice-President Cheney, and I got one
for Defence Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention,
salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."

[amber dog democrat]

1. and what are we trading for Bush?

I am waiting for the third shoe to drop.

[jeff30997]

3. "what are we trading for Bush?"

Horse manure.:evilgrin:

[amber dog democrat]

4. well its a poor trade

for the recipient. At least horse manure can be used for fertilizer.

[saracat]

2. Fabulous joke!

Great from a guy who lives in a former pig farm! Thank you!

[Dark]

5. Bravo!!!!!!!!!!

[swinney]

6. Bush joke

Dad, Jeb, GW hunt in hills of Texas. Jeep breaks down at night. Go to farm house. Farmer could sleep two in house one in room in barn. Dad volunteers to sleep in barn.Thirty minutes later knock on door. Dad "Pig in barn I can't sleep there". Jeb, "Let me do it". Same story, "Cow in barn I cannot sleep there". Junior "I is tough I will". Thirty minutes later bang bang on door. Farmer yells "do not knock down the door we are coming". Open door turn on porch light there stands Pig and Cow.

When Pig and Cow will not sleep with you it means you stink.