Reagan Commemoration

[johnlal]

With all of the talk about putting Reagan on the $10.00 bill and naming the Pentagon after him, I looked around my own home and decided that there weren't enough things named after Ronald Reagan. I decided to dedicate my hemorrhoid to his memory. From now on, it shall be known as the Ronald Reagan Memorial Hemorrhoid. (I had a grand opening a few days ago). It will serve as a constant reminder of how we collectively felt during the Reagan years.

[amber dog democrat]

1. So are you better off now than you were

4 rears ago?

I'd say, put him on a credit card.

[pnorman]

2. Or on a Food Stamp.

(Not original; I saw it here on DU a few days ago).

pnorman

[amber dog democrat]

3. oh oh wait !!

how about a brand of catsup ?

[johnlal]

4. Jelly beans?

You know when you're eating Jelly Belly (R) Jelly Beans (Reagan's favorites), and you're munching on a bunch of fruit-flavored beans, and then you bite into one that tastes like crap. Like a coffee or popcorn or something stupid. Those should be "Reagans".

[amber dog democrat]

5. catsup flavored.

with his face on the bag.