RNC PRESS RELEASE

[BOSSHOG]

Has anyone seen the RNC press release denouncing the candidacy of Arnold Scharzenegger? I'm sure they will address the issue of his past and how it conflicts with the purity and morality that is the essence of the Conservative Republican movement of today. All the allegations against him must really be repugnant to all members of the Republican Party so I'm sure we can expect a denunciation in no uncertain terms any hour now .. God Bless them in their decision making processes.

[Virginian]

1. That morality stuff applies to others, not to them.

It is a case of, "Don't do as I do, do as I say do."

They don't practice what they preach.

Look at their paragon, Reagan. He was the first divorced president to ever be elected. I don't know if it was true, but I even heard he and Nancy "had" to get married, and that the marriage was delayed because he had to get the divorce. Isn't that adultry?

Look at Bob Barr, When his adulterous activity was exposed, it was excused as having been a youthful indescretion. It had happend when he was only two years younger than the President he was attempting to impeach for foreplay.

I think some of those old goats are confusing their impotence with the virtue of marital fidelity.

[Cassandra]

2. The youthful indiscretion was Henry Hyde's

Bob Barr prefers licking whipped cream off female nipples and is on his fourth wife.

[Virginian]

3. Thanks, They all blur together after a while.

You've seen one hypocritical neo-clone, you've seen 'em all.

[Sinistrous]

4. I am numb.

Yours is a masterpiece of the art of sarcasm.

My feeble powers pale.

Congratulations!