Some Comedian's Humor ...Enjoy

[ecoalex]

>"President Bush has unveiled his first campaign commercial, highlighting
>all of his accomplishments in office. That's why it's a 60-second spot."
>-Jay Leno
>
>"President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters,
>'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were
>four years ago?'" -Jay Leno
>
>"The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out
>round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that?
>It's called Fox News." -Craig Kilborn
>
>"There was a scare in Washington when a man climbed over the White House
>wall and was arrested. This marks the first time a person has gotten
>into the White House unlawfully since......President Bush." -David
>Letterman
>
>"The Democrats say that President Bush doesn't have an exit strategy for
>Iraq. Of course he does. If things don't go well, he exits in November."
>-Jay Leno
>
>"It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis
>by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll
>be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd." -David Letterman
>
>"A new poll says that if the election were held today, John Kerry would
>beat President Bush by a double-digit margin. The White House is so
>worried about this, they're now thinking of moving up the capture of
>Osama Bin Laden to next month." -Jay Leno
>
>"There's a rumor that President George Bush had a nose job, that he had
>some kind of plastic surgery, that he actually had a nose job. If this
>is true, that's the first new job he's created since taking office."
>-David Letterman
>
>"President Bush is now focusing on jobs. I think the one job he's
>focusing on most is his own. The White House is now backtracking from
>its prediction that 2.6 million new jobs will be created in the U.S.
>this year. They say they were off by roughly 2.6 million jobs." -Jay Leno
>
>"President Bush said that American workers will need new skills to get
>the new jobs in the 21st century. Some of the skills they're going to
>need are Spanish, Chinese, Korean, because that's where the jobs went.
>Who better than Bush as an example of what can happen when you take a
>job without any training." -Jay Leno
>
>"It was reported in the paper that President Bush received a 'warm
>reception' from the Daytona 500 drivers. Well sure, the drivers had
>never met anyone who was sponsored by more oil companies than they
>were." -Jay Leno
>
>"One critic said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well
>this is one place President Bush has him beat." -Jay Leno
>
>"President Bush released his new $2.4 trillion federal budget. It has
>two parts: smoke and mirrors." -Jay Leno
>
>"President Bush's approval rating is now down under 50 percent. So now
>what he's going to have to do is let Saddam go so we can capture him
>again." -David Letterman
>
>"Oscar nominations came out today. Up for best actor, Sean Penn for
>'Mystic River,' Jude Law for 'Cold Mountain,' and of course, George W.
>Bush for 'Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction.'" -Jay Leno
>
>"President Bush said that our kids must be taught how to read. He said
>if his aides never learned to read, they'd never be able to tell him
>what's in the newspapers every day." -Jay Leno

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1. LOL!

Those are good......thanks! :hi:

[ecoalex]

2. Thanks , I passed it along from a friend =) Hi