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It started Sunday with the bogus/serious raising of the threat level. That was discounted until - yesterday! When even newer new information was released about just how serious things are on the terra front.
Today, we have a couple of dudes arrested at a mosque in NY. There's some terra guy out in Chicago...there's reports of cells in the USA. And - in a grand gesture worthy of a famous episode of The Twilight Zone - today's CNN poll asks: Do you think there are people with ties to terrorism in your town? OMG - they're at the mall!
The message is crescendo-ing : BE VERY AFRAID!! TERRORISTS ARE EVERYWHERE!!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO???!!
But don't be TOO afraid, because our brave hero is about to save us all!
With the country in a frenzy, it's the perfect time to unlock the cell door and present Mr OBL to the world. With the capture of OBL, we'll be told that his followers scattered like roaches and that he ratted out most of them as well, and we'll be picking them up soon, very soon. In fact, we should have them all locked up by Halloween!
And, now that worldwide terror has been taken care of, Vote For Bush!!!
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