"If George Only Had a Brain"

[Lovecrafty]

http://www.billjacobs.us/igohab_01.html

Check out this hillarious version of the classic "Wizard of Oz" song sung by the Shrub himself(sort of)!!! HILLARIOUS!!

[RodneyCK2]

1. HAHAHAHA.....

thanks for the post.

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[Troedyrhiw]

3. Then there was light

Of course Twiggy has the brains to be in control of his Administration...It is only Powell that he has trouble in comprehending.

Have a listen in


Old Rumsfeld...
"Mr President,I just received a short message from our pal Saddam..apparently Mr Perle received it from one of Saddie's envoys..I cannot understand it, as it is either in code or Saddies English ain't to good"

Bush (with smug face)..
"Let me have a looksee...whats this "370H55V 0773H".....uhh..Must be in Arab or Dutch or one of those funny Old Brit or German dialects."

Old Rumsfeld...(with lots of lines on forehead)
"No Mr President,I am of German decent and I don't recognise it and double Dutch is an entirely different language which I know like the back of my hand..Shall I call Dickey sir."

Bush... (also with lines on forehead)
"If you have his bunker number..Yea sure ,might as well....he is good at seeing things we cant."

Cheney....(on entering room)
"Georgie boy, Old Rummsie here tells me that this coded message came from Saddam via Perle and Kristol...Well,I think it is one of his bank account numbers that he is offering you and your daddy, if you forget the past twelve years and get the relationship back on track like in the 80's..Old Rummy boy here agrees with me."

Bush..(wonderful smile on face)
"Good God(sorry Ashcroft) do you mean he is trying to buy me off..What guts...Is it a Swiss or off-shore account..Got to be extremely careful nowadays as Putin's police are all over the place...ask their "Z" oil boys overthere"

Cheney...(a kinda fathers pride on face)
"Thats right..and if we were to reject this offer we would have to stay in Iraq and get our asses kick again and again...I say we take the offer and give Tony and his Strawman 2% of the take...Your Daddy would be so proud."

Bush..(looking a little uneasy)
"Well,I would like to have Rice's input as she at one time supposedly knew the Russian and their ways of handling things..Get her Rummy...(waiting)......Aaah there you are Condessa(?)...What do you think of this coded message from Mr Yousain.."370H55V 0773H"....Is it one of those Soviet languages as there were so many of them before Ronnie and Maggie and old friend Binnie kick their asses."

Rice..(looking a little bemused)
"Its definately not Russian,Latvian or Slovakian.....Sir,it could be the knew Z to A(Zion to America) alphabet the Mossad has designed for our CIA guys..It definately follows the known derivative of the Zionists logarithm sir...Since it came via Perle, Kristol and Wolfewitz I would most certainly say its really from Ariel Sharon and not Mr Hussien sir."

Bush..(touches cross hidden under shirt)
"You mean Sharon has banked all our loans to him and really wants to give it back to the American taxpayers on this account number .."370H55V 0773H"...What a man...Admirable...I knew I was right about that guy...I can pick-em....Wait till I tell that Powell...I knew I had a friend in Sharon....Well Dickey boy, that saves us 2%.....Tony is not to be told..right....status quo."

Old Rumsfeld..(also getting excited)
"Great balls of fire,shock and awe and all that....I knew my working on those stupid dual nationality neocons that there would be a pay off day..the day has come...But I think that caution should be called upon at this juncture Mr President ,so although we really have not used them correctly over the past two years Sir..I will get Tenet up here ASAP to verify the Sharon Logarithm"

Bush (smirk on face..as Tenet,head lowered, enters room)
"Aah George my boy...You have done an amazing job over this last couple of years...911,Mossad,Binnie, and all that...What is this coded message "370H55V 0773H" that came via Perle, Kristol,Wolfewitz and Pipes this morning..Is it from Sharon or Yousain and what the hell is this code...or is it an account number"

Tenet..(still with sword in chest)
"Mr President..yes you sir..as it happens sir, the Zmen...Perle,Kristol,Wolfowitz,Pipes,Asper,Leeden,Dichter,Black,Rove,Lieberman,Feith and a half a dozen others gave it to me yesterday sir...It was given to them by Mr Powell who apparently took it from an envoy Mr President...yes you sir"

Bush...(red around neck...really)
"Get that goddam Powell in here Rumsfeld NOW...its about time this guy toed the line as he cannot see the wood sometimes because of the tree..Its all these goddam wars he has been in..permanent shell shocked...The obvious eludes him.....no brains.....no awareness of reality....everything soars over his head...My brilliant team marred by one guy...GET HIM RUMMIE."

Powell...(enters the Oval Office with Mother Teresa look on face)
"You called Mr President..yes you sir"

Bush...(Fuming at gills)
"Does it always take you an hour to get up here when I call Powell...The Administration team in this room is costing the American tax payer $1,000,000 an hour for your information...Now what the hell is this coded message.."370H55V 0773H" you gave to all those neocons that I sacked last week..and who was the message for "

Powell..(peeing his pants)
"It was for you Mr President..yes,you sir"

Bush..(bottom lip paralysed)
"Well,what the hell does it say"

Powell..(moment of truth for Administration)
"Sir.... YOU ARE READING IT UPSIDE DOWN.........sir"

Bush...(neck puffed,eyes squinted,ears fully extended,nostril's open wide)
"Was it Sharon or Yousain"

Powell..(Thinking of his own Presidency run in 04)
"Cannot remember now sir...must be those shell hits I had...or did I???? "

Cheney has heart attack
Rice falls to ground in prayer
Powell and Bush starts fighting on Oval Office carpet.
Tenet finally takes sword out of chest and tosses it to Powell
Old Rumsfeld makes notes in little black book..for next time



Troedyrhiw(WelshBrit)


Ps..Write the code down as did Old Rummie..then turn it upside down....no disrespect intended.:-))

[Minimus]

4. great! thanks for sharing

I'm still chuckling..