Jessica Lynch on Motivational Speakers tour

[realFedUp]

oy.

http://washingtontimes.com/national/20040217-095703-4775r.htm

Jessica Lynch has become a motivational speaker.
The slight blonde who went from broken prisoner of war and national hero to an instant and controversial celebrity has taken on a new public identity, offering her story in a presentation titled "Survival is a Choice."
Next week, Miss Lynch will journey to Florida to christen the Miracle, a new Carnival Cruise Lines ship, with a bottle of champagne.
But come April 6, the former Army private will appear at the MCI Center on behalf of "Get Motivated" — a frantic, daylong sales seminar that also showcases former New York City Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani, whose topic is "How to Lead in Difficult Times."

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http://washingtontimes.com/national/20040217-095703-4775r.htm

[Qutzupalotl]

1. Just goes to show you that if you think positive and keep your chin up,

you too could be used as a pawn in a military propagandistic disinfo campaign.

[realFedUp]

3. ayup

I have no words....and I bet Jessica didn't either
until someone handed her the script while she was
detained for 6 weeks.

Manchurian Global candidate?

[Parche]

2. lynch

I am glad she is ok
But she is no hero
And she is not a motivational speaker

[zbdent]

4. "Rule 1 - Be Blonde

Rule 2 - Be cute

Rule 3 - Be white

Rule 4, and this is very important - Be 1, 2, and 3 while being the first prisoner of war returned in a war being run by somebody desperate to hide the fact that he is f---ing up the country."

[ochazuke]

5. Do you think...

she'll ever show up on TV showing us how to buy real estate for no money down, or something?