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Sunday!
SUNDAY!
Four Score and twenty of the most death defying monster trucks ever brought forth on this continent.
Conceived in madness
ABSOLUTE INSANITY!
And dedicated to the proposition that all monster trucks are not created equal.
NOT CREATED EQUAL!
We cannot consecrate.
NOO WEEE CANNNNN’T!
We cannot dedicate.
YOU BET YOUR ASSSS!
We can’t even the imagine
WHO COULD???
The all out mayhem and destruction these hemi-headed, top-fuel monsters will bring on this battlefield.
SO YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO …
BEEE THERRRRE!
BE THERE! This Sunday.
SUNDAY!
At the Gettysburg National Monument, Veterans Cemetary and Tractor Pull Grounds.
This Sunday.
SUNDAY!
Gates open at 9:00 AM
Show starts at Ten.
Republicans, show us your Purple Heart Band-Aid and get a FREE
ABSOULTELY FREE!
Six-Pack of Bud and “The Passion of The Christ” DVD
Absolutely Free!
Beer and Jesus and Tractor pulls.
WHAT CAN BE BETTER?!?!?
Wet T-shirt contest at Noon!
YEAH BABYYYYY!
At the Gettysburg National Monument, Veterans Cemetary and Tractor Pull Grounds.
You may have long forgotten what the soldiers here died for ...
But you won't forget to be there!
BE THERE!
This Sunday at the Gettysburg National Monument, Veterans Cemetary and Tractor Pull Grounds!
Harvey Briggs
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