If your child behaved like Bush....

[citizen]

Ah yes, I can see it now…

Son: “Hi dad! My date last night was a “catastrophic success”. I got lucky, but I wrecked the car in the process. I guess I didn’t consider the consequences.”

Dad: “That’s ok son. You have to keep your priorities straight. Keep, up the good work! What’s that outfit you’re wearing?”

Son: “Well, my dates father caught us, and he’s a bit upset. He’s a military man though, so I thought I would wear this old flight suit to convince him I could be a chip off the old block.”

Dad: “Good idea, son. Don’t forget your “Mission Accomplished” sign. Maybe you can masquerade as a Christian when we go to church on Sunday.”

Son: “That won’t be necessary, dad. God talked to me this morning and assured me that I’m on the right track. He just wanted to warn me about those Gay people.”

Dad: “That’s good advice, son. Those people will corrupt your mind, and they’ll ruin marriage for your mom and I too.”

Son: “Thanks for understanding, Dad. Can I have a few bucks. I need to get the car repaired, fast. If not, it will have a huge impact on my security.”

Dad: “Will 87 billion be enough? If not, we’ll have no choice but to dip into grandma’s pension.”

Son: “It will be a bit tight. I’ll get back to you on that. We haven’t completed our analysis yet. But, keep in mind, grandma is getting kind of old. Maybe my future kids can help to cover the shortfall.”

Dad: “Good idea, son. Your kids will have lots of time to work at paying off your debts. Personal responsibility is important.”

Son: “Thanks, dad! ...and go Bush!”

[alonso_quijano]

1. ...he'd get sent to military school

...and I'd make sure he showed up!

[Jackie97]

2. You have to remember....

who his daddy is. Remember who is grandfather is too.

Or as protesters like to say:

"Hey George Bush, we know you! You're daddy was a (killer, sexist, fill in the blank) too!

[MsConduct]

3. LOL

Two thumbs up and kudos!

[smirkymonkey]

4. First, I would look for the 6-6-6 on his skull and then,

if I found it, I would drive the kid to the nearest church and drive a wooden stake through his heart on the altar. :evilgrin:

[vixengrl]

5. Would I let it bother my "beautiful mind"?

I'm not usually in favor of corporal punishment, but they do say "switch" is another word for "change".