What does your daddy do? - Democratic Underground

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Thu Nov-03-05 05:13 PM
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What does your daddy do?

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and have sex with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and helped re-elect George Bush, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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Thu Nov-03-05 05:14 PM
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1. ROFL

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Neocondriac

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Thu Nov-03-05 05:44 PM
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5. That's sick....

got any more!...lol

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hwmnbn

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Thu Nov-03-05 05:15 PM
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2. bwahahahaha.....

I have to remember that..... :rofl:

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nookiemonster

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Thu Nov-03-05 05:17 PM
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3. LOL

Very good!

:thumbsup:

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Treclo

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Thu Nov-03-05 05:36 PM
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4. hee hee hee

Thanks for the laugh!

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