Bush Presidential Library Destroyed by Flood

[Renew Deal]

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both books were
kept. Both his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he
had almost finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. how was he coloring the second book? No, I do NOT want to know.

[Jade Fox]

2. thanks--I needed a laugh after today's workday!

Why do people get promoted into management positions who are unqualified,
and then blame those under them for their failures? Just asking.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

3. OH MY GOD...... I have lived this..... you just gave me a real

tingle up my spine... so it isn't only me.... imagine that. :)

[Jade Fox]

4. I've come to believe in my middle age....

that good management is as rare as hen's teeth. Today I finally
broke down and went to talk to the Human Resources Dept. (who
weren't very helpful. They suggested I talk to my department head
about the problems. Like he wants to know about 'em!)
My supervisor's motivational skills are confined to blaming,
making threats, and issuing ultimatums. Problem solving is alien
territory for her. She is particularly threatened by me
because I don't intimidate easily. She freaks when her "skills"
don't work. It is rocket science to get that someone like that has the
wrong job?

[rzemanfl]

5. 2016. The George W. Bush Presidential Library, located in

Dish, Texas, (also famous for selling its name in exchange for free satellite TV) announced today that the famous Baghdad plastic ceremonial turkey of 2003 will be placed on permanent display there in a new exhibit called "The Heroism and Sacrifice of George Walker Bush." The display will be placed near the mammoth bronze plaque displaying the impeached 43rd President's famous quote: "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

The library also boasts several books and the World's largest collection of permanently classified papers and redacted documents. The co-librarians, Jenna and Barbara Bush, daughters of the imprisoned former chief executive of the 50 states formerly united as one nation, reminded the media that the library also is known for its "Headline Glancing" room where visitors are allowed to "glance" at current newspaper headlines in the manner of the former U.S. President.

Readers may also recall the web cam scandal involving the library's restrooms. Jenna Bush continues to deny any involvment despite the payments traced to her offshore accounts.

No information has been provided detailing how the ceremonial plastic turkey was smuggled out of the Islamic Republic of Iraq.

[RC]

6. Maybe some Cheerios in the bowl

would improve his aim.