How Do Neo-Cons Keep Clean?

[freesqueeze]

http://www.freesqueeze.com/NCTT.htm



With Neo-Con Toilet Paper.

Our Neo-Con Toilet Paper is garunteed to be as soft and white as the redneck who uses it.

http://www.freesqueeze.com/NCTT.htm

[davidinalameda]

1. bravo!!!

I am going to post the link on another message board I frequent

this will piss off the fundies and cons there

[freesqueeze]

5. GREAT!

"this will piss off the fundies"

I live to piss off.

[Skittles]

2. wrong: they use the Constitution and the Bill of Rights

yes INDEED

[madeline_con]

4. KUDOS. Good one.

:applause:

[freesqueeze]

6. My Point Exactly

Each roll contains the US Constitution, the Geneva Convention and the Kyoto Global Warming Agreement.

A Neo-Con Smiles with every wipe.

[freesqueeze]

8. Got another email last week

that claimed they used the left hand of their least senior servant.

How's that for creating jobs?

[Initech]

3. Awesome!

:rofl:

[freesqueeze]

7. I've received ten emails to date...

actually asking to purchase this imaginary product.

I hope these are toungue-in-cheek emailers, but they are starting to freak me out.