Porn Industry to get $100 Billion in Federal Aid

[TheRepublicant]

http://theskunk.org/2008/12/porn-industry-to-get-100-billion-in-federal-aid/

[DJ13]

1. No, their bailout wont happen

They will get stiffed in the end.

[amdezurik]

5. and have to pay extra for it too...

[ZombieHorde]

7. Awesome.

[NYCGirl]

2. Hell, they're one of the few industries that are making money. NT

[Deja Q]

3. Tell them to go screw themselves.

Wait, they already keep doing that...

:yoiks:

[qb]

4. I approve if GLBT producers get their fair share...

:evilgrin:

[NV Whino]

6. Can't we just give them Caribou Barbie and keep the money?

[stopbush]

8. I find that hard to swallow.

"That's what she said!" - Michael Scott

[anigbrowl]

9. These links are mildly amusing, but...

I can't help feeling you're just here to market your web alternative to the Onion.

[leftofthedial]

10. they are WAY too big to fail

[truedelphi]

11. Besdies, no mtter what happens, they last a L-O-N-G time n/t

[leftofthedial]

12. working out a deal should be no problem.

"Senator, we'll do ANYTHING for the money."

[truedelphi]

14. And if initially refused, they will

Cum again and again with more requests.

"Don't Stop!!"

[leftofthedial]

15. they've been known to blow the deal

in fact, they pretty much always blow the deal.

[JohnWxy]

13. is this industry a big contributor tothe Republican party?? if so - NOT A PROBLEM!