How to fake an economic recovery

[ElbertHubbard]

This may be a highly distasteful proposition, but just for a moment, I want you to sit back, and imagine that you are a member of the corporate banking elite. You are a walking talking disease ridden power mad pustule who naively believes himself intellectually superior to the vast majority of humanity and above the inherent laws of conscience, honor, and general good taste. You are a villain in the purest sense, in that you not only do great harm to the world, you actually SEEK to do great harm to the world, if only to benefit yourself and your exclusive circle of “friends”; a clan of degenerate blood thirsty sociopaths with delusions of omnipotence that stalk the night like Armani wearing Chupacabra exsanguinating the joy from poor unsuspecting cultures. You are capable of anything, and sadly, you take “pride” in this fact…

http://neithercorp.us/npress/2011/02/how-to-fake-an-economic-recovery/

[Angry Dragon]

1. YES!!YES!!YES!!

I look in the mirror and that is what I see.........
This is a fun game and how do I know if I win??

[vert1276]

2. I think

I think I just lost IQ point reading that LOL I could get as far as the part talking about printing money to buy your own bonds to finance debt. Then had to stop because I was laughing to hard. Thanks for the laugh though I needed that! :)

[Chan790]

3. If I wasn't laughing so hard...

I might be offended. I would never stoop to the level of wearing Armani, I'll have you know. Also, I just had a physical and got a clean bill of health; if I'm disease-ridden I'm suing that MoFucka into the poorhouse.

Seriously though, that person...needs mental help. Really really badly...and I'm willing to pay for it because I can afford it.

Irrational, histrionic and incoherent. I give that rant 3/10 including a bonus point for creative and artful use of language. It's really a 2-pointer of a diatribe.