Everybody knows that Maine is 100% powered by renewable energy.
At least it is on the family owned sustainable managed estates, the ones that 50 people
drive to in order to have a sumptuous $1.69 eighty two course meal, followed by a glass of Allen's Coffee Brandy.
There are zero one room apartments in Maine that can't have windmills at $50,000 worth of solar toys.
Every Maine house is like the Maine Solar House, a McMansion that cost "only" $400,000 to build (and this in one of the lumber capitals of the world) in 1995. If you have not joined Greenpeace and know how to do something called
counting you recognize that 1995 was 12 years ago. It is obvious that Debbi and Bill Lord (or should we say "Lord Bill and Debbi) set such an example for the rest of the world, and of course, Maine, causing hundreds of millions of Maine Solar Houses to be built everywhere on earth.
In fact, CNN television crews just drive around all day, day after day, week after week, visiting different "Maine Solar Houses."
I can't see why anyone would be concerned with heating costs in Maine, where everyone can heat their houses electrically because all of the electricity in Maine is produced from solar, wind and biomass as we've all heard time and time and time and time again.
Well at least those of us who don't believe in numbers like the ones that indicate that Maine is producing only 95% of the renewable energy that it produced in 1991:
http://www.eia.doe.gov/cneaf/electricity/st_profiles/sept05me.xlsUm. Well then. Um... Um...
Of course this must mean - if you don't believe in inconvenient things called
numbers and why should anybody believe in
numbers - that Maine must be conserving energy like hell.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain:
http://www.eia.doe.gov/cneaf/electricity/st_profiles/sept10me.xlsIf the people of Maine think this is bad, just wait until the Sable Island gas field stops producing.