How does a Hurricane form?

[jiacinto]

please answer.

Is a Hurricane alive? And if so, does it have feelings?

[flamingyouth]

1. Well, first a WH big shot outs a CIA agent

Then a big, fat Nazi blowhard gets busted for racism and drugs...

Oh, I'm sorry, were you speaking stricly of meteorology?

[oxycontinrush]

2. That's easy.

Hide Rush's Oxycontin stash.

[markses]

3. Is this the fucking science channel?

You are ON THE INTERNET, fa-chrissakes!

Here's the first google link from your question:

http://cema.chathamcounty.org/hurricane/detailed_information.htm

That took two seconds, and wasted no DU bandwidth. Jeeezzzuuuss.

[Cheswick2.0]

4. if I gave you a dollar would you buy yourself a sense of humor?

He was joking.

Wouldn't want to waste DU bandwidth on humor.

[Forkboy]

8. Is that the price of yours?

Hell mine cost 7.99!

[Terwilliger]

10. yeah, but instead you donated that money to Nader

you CAD!

[Forkboy]

14. lmao

CAD...I like that :)

[Cheswick2.0]

21. does Ralph pay you to mention his name on every thread?

I certainly hope so.

[Forkboy]

22. geez

might want to ask for your humor money back Cheswick.

[Terwilliger]

24. he makes donations to the Democratic party in my name

to sully you all!!

[Cheswick2.0]

11. I got mine for a bargain.... a buck two tree

: P

[markses]

9. His FIRST question, before the edit

was "How does a hurricane form? Please answer."

That's all; that was the whole post that I responded to.

After the edit (which was after my post), the rest was added, which - I agree - is funny, though I'm not sure it's meant to be. So, yes, haha, but that's not what I responded to.

[Cheswick2.0]

19. I should have known, since it isn't at all like you

to jump right on one of Carlos' posts and make a nasty remark. What was I thinking?

[markses]

28. I'll remember not to tread on the

rose petals you cast before his hallowed steps.

I'll also stand by my claim that the post before the edit was superfluous and could have been solved with a google search rather than a thread.

Or maybe I'll join the Cheswick hallelujah party, and start the following threads:

Why does it rain? Please answer.
How does gravity work? Please answer.
How do bees find flowers? Opinions welcome.

I suppose we could go on...:eyes:

[Cheswick2.0]

5. I think it feels cold and dizzy

:shrug:

[Forkboy]

6. does it have feelings?!?!

[JanMichael]

7. Oh dear zeus! Do they have "Feelings"?

Carlos, please, please, get back on the work horse soon, this sort of musing is dangerous to a good mind like your own.

[Terwilliger]

12. I think jiacinto should smoke pot

that'll fire up his leftist tendencies!

[Cheswick2.0]

23. I know plenty of righties who smoke pot

and plenty of lefties who do not.

[Terwilliger]

25. wellll....BULLY

for you :shrug:

[CatWoman]

16. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dear Zeus????

[greatauntoftriplets]

20. And who the hell cares if they have feelings?

Considering what they do to people, who DO have feelings!

[Terwilliger]

13. it takes a lot of hot air

no, that was NOT a pun :)

[0rganism]

15. Are you still living in Florida, then?

Move to the west coast, Carlos, give yourself a break.

[SiobhanClancy]

17. Well,of COURSE it has feelings!

How can you even ask? Look at what your average hurricane has to go through:When it's just a teeny little helpless tropical low people are already gossiping about it. As it grows up,the vicious chattering only gets worse,until finally total strangers give it a name and start stalking the poor thing all over the ocean. This cruel harrassment lasts for the remainder of the life of the poor dear 'cane. Even worse,they send horrid airplanes to penetrate the private core of the hapless tempest,who may be saddled with a name like "Larry" when any fool can see she is a SHE. How would you like it???Wouldn't your feelings be hurt if it happened to you??

[bpilgrim]

18. RUSH, AHHNULD, ROVE

holly shit, we hit the TRIFECTA :bounce:

:evilgrin:

peace

[Cocoa]

26. as a member of PETH, I say of course they do!

:-)

[hatrack]

27. Well, it begins with an enormous stinking pile of elephant dung

The optimum hurricane conditions occur when the elephant shit has been piling up and stinking for two or three years - fresh, regular additions of dung add to the potential power of the hurricane.

A low-intelligence zone then forms above the steaming dung, rotating slowly.

Once the rotational pattern begins to strengthen, the low-intelligence zone also begins to strengthen, changing over time into a low-employment zone.

The low-employment zone produces a powerful spin, known for destroying livelihoods, public services and even entire small countries.

And once there's elephant shit all over everyone and everyplace, things REALLY get ugly!