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This one was kinda funny, actually.
The doc was massive, but he had one of those coveted specialities--thoracic surgeon, or some fancy ability that was hard to come by. He'd been flunking the PT test and BF requirements for a couple of years, but he always managed to get a waiver or something--in any event, he saw no consequences. Then, finally, it caught up with him, and he was forced into the Fat Boy program, where he performed, well, poorly. He was fine with getting out and going to civilian life, but he still had time on his obligation, so the personnel types, with a disbursing assist, were trying to strip the guy of his "speciality" dough (the massive amounts of cash that doctors get in addition to their salaries) because he was too chunky. He said "Fuck you, I'll put down the scalpel if I don't get paid to cut." Then, they tried to hold up his PCS, but the place he was going REALLY needed him and they had a senior flag in the food chain who squawked and broke up that logjam. He ended up, IIRC, serving out his time as a chunky fellow, unrepentant, unapologetic.
He was, apparently, a damn good slicer and dicer, and that was during a period when the NNMC was going through a bit of crisis and had a couple of "issues" when it came to care. The truth of the matter is, if they need you, and you're a rare bird, they WILL look the other way.
Bethesda has changed mightily in the past few decades--they're divvying up the work with Walter Reed and WRAMC is "lead dog" in most evolutions. Of course, they're planning on moving Walter Reed over to Bethesda, building a whole new hospital on those grounds, so it's going to be a big ass complex eventually if they continue on with those plans. I hope they get smart with the parking--parking at WRAMC isn't bad, only there isn't enough. It is underground, which was pretty cool--you could go from your car to your appointment and not get wet. At Bethesda, they had the big huge parking buildings--and never enough parking there, either!
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