NASA press conference monday to announce Planet X.

[junker]

I kid you not. Planet X of course means ten, or Unknown and in this case that is literally true.

Here is link
http://www.halfpasthuman.com/HPHUE_HAZARDS.htm

and some of the text...
NASA own wording.

NASA Schedules News Briefing About Unusual Solar Object

The discovery of a mysterious object in our solar system is the topic of a listen-and-log-on news briefing on Monday, March 15, at 1 p.m. EST.

...

[Terry_M]

1. Pffft.

Probably just one of those big rocks beyond Pluto they discovered some months ago... Not really a planet :P

[htuttle]

3. Actually, Pluto is really just one of those big rocks beyond Pluto...

But let's not start that argument here... ("It's a planet!", "It's a Kuiper Belt object!")

Here's a link to the original NASA press release, BTW:
http://www.nasa.gov/home/hqnews/2004/mar/HQ_n04040_solar_object.html

[MikeG]

2. Could it be Planet Zontar.

Resistance is futile!

[Cicero]

6. OK, Voltron to the rescue!

... What? He's searching for WMDs in Iraq and won't be available until he finds them?

We're screwed!!! :freak:

Later,

[Occulus]

4. Reporters only.

Hmmmm.

:tinfoilhat: Maybe it's Rama. :tinfoilhat:

[papau]

5. NASA to announce Plan 9 received from Planet 10

details at 11

:-)

[NNadir]

7. I would like to remind everyone that Planet X has been known since 1970.

Planet X was discovered by the Japenese Scientist Dr. Sakurai (Jun Tazaki), who noted that "that Planet X is the source of "strange magnetic waves" aimed at the Earth... the Earth is experiencing a strange winter heat wave"

A mission sent by the Earth Space Authority in that year revealed that Planet X had a Controller, whose title, appropriately enough was "The Controller of Planet X."

It developed that Planet X was anxious to borrow Godzilla, owing to the fact that the Planet was being terrorized by Monster Zero. In exchange for the loan, Planet X agreed to cure all known human diseases.

After some discussion, Earth agreed to the loan.



It nonetheless developed that Planet X was actually attempting to doublecross earth and steal all of its water. Happily after some fighting, the earthlings prevailed.

Monster Zero, brought to Earth by the Planet Xians, remained here and went into Republican politics I believe. My best guess is that he is currently serving as the Majority Whip in the House of Representatives.

Details of this important historical event, which resonates so poignantly in our time, can be found here: http://www.dalekempire.com/GodzillaAmerica4.html

[Forkboy]

8. That site is so funny

As a Godzilla freak I stumbled upon it awhile ago.Some of the articles are so freaking funny :)

[gate of the sun]

9. will keep my eye on this

n/t