An op-ed writer named Daniel Clark has obligingly revealed the psychosexual dread at the root of climate denialism:
The latest point of emphasis in the global warming movement is that cattle farming endangers the planet by producing too much methane. So now, steaks and hamburgers are classified as instruments of destruction, along with large vehicles, lawn mowers, and charcoal grills. It can't be much longer before cowboy movies, cigars and hockey are held to be enemies of the earth as well.
This has got to be the most blatant assault on guyhood since ABC moved Coach to the same night as Roseanne, and turned Hayden Fox into Phil Donahue. It's a wonder that liberals don't cut to the chase, by simply claiming that global warming is caused by testosterone. Then, they could make public school nurses siphon the offending fluid from the boys during health class.
At first, it seems like lame comedy. After all, Clark couldn't seriously believe that his "manhood" is threatened by TV scheduling changes, could he?
Apparently, he could and does. Further, he believes that the environmentalists' brutal assault on his fragile masculinity stems from their worship of that hideous bitch goddess Nature:
Conveniently, it turns out that Gaia is a shrew, who demands that her men be reduced to henpecked, metrosexual noodles. Manliness makes Gaia angry, and we wouldn't like her when she's angry, because she'll turn into a green monster and start smashing everything to bits.
Needless to say, someone whose "manliness" relies on homoerotic crutches like cigars and cowboy movies has much bigger problems than Gaia-worshipping environmentalists...
http://bouphonia.blogspot.com/2007/03/assault-on-guyhood.htmlI was amazed by this very original take on "climate denialists". I have always been perplexed at how threatened they feel by global warming data. (Not threatened the way I feel -- "Hey dude, what's happening to my planet?" -- but pissed-off and angry and in denial). Could this psychosexual angle have something to do with the vehemence of their denial?
By the way, there's lots of other good stuff on that blog. "Friday Hope Blogging" was really refreshing -- good news for a change!