Didn't we just recently gain the ability to take tweezers on a plane?

[zbdent]

And now I can't take my Diet Pepsi ...

[sgxnk]

1. nor can you take snakes

<samuel jackson>

SNAKES!

M#$(#(F#$($#CKING snakes!!!

on a plane!!

</samuel jackson>

[zbdent]

3. "Snakes ... why did it have to be snakes ..."

[sgxnk]

4. and there aint a godamn thing you can do about it either damnit!

[zbdent]

5. I'm thinking "Raiders ..."

and can I buy a vowel?

[sgxnk]

6. humuhumunukunukuuapuaa

there a few vowels mister

this snakes on a plane thing is truly hilarious

it is so campy, i can't decide if it was intentionally campy (a la john waters) to name the film thusly, or if hollywood is really that thick.

it's frigging brilliant, regardless.

the movie (it's not a "film", it's a movie) has already generated tons of cult buzz and youtube spoof trailers

[zbdent]

7. I love that fish

and the fact that they call the shark something like "Ah Ah" (I forget it exactly).

I can see the reasoning ... if it were the other way around could you imagine ...

You and a friend go out swimming ...

You see a shark. You yell out "Look out! humuhumunuku ... ah, never mind ..."

[sgxnk]

8. i love that fish too

deep fried, with chips

:)

the shark is the amakua...

brevity is the soul of wit.

it's also important when there's a shark

speaking of sharks, i was an extra in jaws.

that's a fun fact ALL ABOUT ME :)

[MercutioATC]

2. Knitting needles? Fine. A bottle of wine? No problem. A Slurpee?

...you terrorist! Why do you hate America?

[DeSwiss]

9. Yeah, but Pepsi??? Jeez....

man come on!!!! j/k

:beer:

[orleans]

10. can we still take five match books and two lighters??? n/t

[orleans]

11. never mind--i just looked it up

i can still take four books of matches but no lighters

http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/assistant/editorial_1012.shtm

but none of that "shampoo of mass destruction!"