Cape Town - Shut up, keep your pants up and your hands to yourself. Otherwise you may find yourself in trouble.
The Cape city council is in the process of drawing up an ordinance on public nuisances and unwanted behaviour and residents will have to be at their best behaviour to stay out of trouble.
Under the draft ordinance, which the city council's safety portfolio committee considered this month, spitting competitions in public will be a definite no-no. In fact, nobody may spit or urinate on an "open surface" in public. Nudity is also out, unless the venue is a recognised nude beach.
In addition, Capetonians will have to keep their hands to themselves unless they have the permission of the object of their affection. In fact, they will have to watch their step because if your body touches that of another person, you may also end up in hot water.
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