Even the robots are fed-up with the constant terror-scare bullshit.

[Ian David]

Bomb Squad Robot Malfunctioned
Monday , April 30, 2007 Posted: 06:57 PM

BROWNSVILLE - Brownsville police were forced to destroy a suspicious package without the bomb squad robot.

The package was found Sunday afternoon. We're told the bomb squad robot malfunctioned just minutes before. Officers had to dress in body armor and destroyed the package themselves.

They tell us they found bomb-making components, like wires, a battery, and a relay switch. The only thing missing was the explosive material.

No arrests were made in connection to the suspicious package. As for the robot, it's now being repaired.



More:
http://www.newschannel5.tv/2007/4/30/968200/Bomb-Squad-Robot-Malfunctioned


Defuse it yourself, human... I'm gonna go get drunk!

[slackmaster]

1. "The only thing missing was the explosive material."

Somewhere a wannabe bomber is kicking himself in the ass for fogetting explosive material.

[Systematic Chaos]

3. Is this the same guy who was sent to blow up the bus

and burned his lips on the hot tailpipe?

BOOM TISS

[Kutjara]

2. So batteries, wires and a relay are "bombmaking equipment?"

Seems to me they're also "garage door opener making equipment" or "science fair project making equipment." But that would just make the bombsquad involvement and media attention look silly, so "bombmaking equipment" it is.

[slackmaster]

4. Hey, it could have been a LiteBrite or something even more dastardly

[Kutjara]

5. Arrrrgh! LiteBrite, the official illuminated toy of Al Qaeda! n/t