Homeland Security office filled with feces

[Ian David]

Published: March 19, 2008 at 12:54 AM

ST. PAUL, Minn., March 19 (UPI) -- Someone with an urge to purge took it out on the Minnesota Homeland Security and Emergency Management office in downtown St. Paul, police said.

An unknown man defecated in several rooms Friday afternoon and left on foot before an officer arrived, the St. Paul Pioneer Press reported Tuesday. Based on the suspect's description, he appeared to be homeless, a police spokesman said.

It turns out the Homeland office wasn't too secure -- a contractor working for the building's management failed to properly secure a door behind him, said Susan Lasley, spokeswoman for the Minnesota Department of Pubic Safety.

More (Moonie Press Internatonal):
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2008/03/19/homeland_security_office_filled_with_feces/9759/

[indepat]

1. Holy crap

[C_U_L8R]

2. Thanks for the poop

I mean scoop

[lapfog_1]

3. Color code RED!!! Biological warfare with WMD-BMs!

:rofl:

[unhappycamper]

4. No shit; it's about time. n/t

[Mabus]

5. Should this be considered a news dump?

:rofl:

The shit's going hit the fan now

[driver8]

6. You're doin' a heckuva job there, Brownie!!

I thought this was going to be a story about Michael Chertoff!

[bemildred]

7. Can we say DHS is "full of shit" now? nt

[RaleighNCDUer]

8. ...and then they all went home after work.

Ba dump!