Not everything needs to be seen through the eyes of the I/P conflict. Alternative theories about oil, or even the seemingly impossible idea that * was just stupid, also work.
You seem to have taken Pipes' 1990 attitude towards the Palestinians as your own and transferred to the Arab Sunnis in Iraq: complete defeat is required before progress can be made (even though Pipes rejected that view in 2003, opting for hope instead of destruction). If they're all going to live in one country, having the Sunni Kurds or the Shi'a Arabs killing thousands of Sunni Arabs is a bad start. I applaud the Shi'a (apart from Sadr) for being able to take scores of casualties without responding. An all-out civil war may be necessary, but I think it's one of the least desirable outcomes (apart from a new "shah", where you oddly apply a Persian word to Iraq). The fewer Fallujahs, the better.
Turkey's taken 80 years to get where it is. Granted, it doesn't have a strong Salafist tradition like the Hanafi Arabs in Iraq, it also doesn't have entirely traditional Middle Eastern traditions (Turks are the newcomers to the area, unlike the Kurds), and it's one case for less-than-full democracy in Iraq. Call me an idealist, I don't want to assume that because they're Muslims or mostly Arab Iraqis can't set up some sort of more democratic state. Regardless of how they got to their present condition, I hope they can. But it's early in the day, my idealism wears off and I become more cynical and grumpy as the day goes on, so I might well agree with you by midnight.
Iranians are not all Persians, any more than Americans are all WASPs. Some are Turkic. And some Iranians are even Arabic speaking.
http://www.ethnologue.org/show_country.asp?name=Iran is a fairly reliable (although I think they split languages a bit too much).
And while Israel's aid from the US is in excess of Egypt's $2 billion/yr, I doubt it's $58 billion *per year* greater. I think you have some total confused with the annual rate.
American troops are "jews"? Gee, that's got to be worse than "Crusader" (you know, where Europeans stood up to 500 years of Muslim aggression, and showed they were no better). And it even includes the AA, Asian, and Latino soldiers? Wow, you don't see that kind of blind bigotry and race/religious hatred every day. Sort of like the stories about Jews or Westerners using magic to steal Sudanese penises, with all the "it happened to me!" 1st person accounts and "it happened to a friend" tales. Not exactly "reality based", if you get my drift.