In Australia, you will be chided severely for saying "please" in Parliament.
Yup, it was in a Globe&Mail columnist's top 5 weird stories of the week on Saturday.
"Unparliamentary language" indeed. Not quite the "fuddle duddle" that Pierre Trudeau told an opposition member to do a quarter-century ago. Or so he claimed, and it appeared that the stenographers hadn't heard him. Canadian parliamentarians used to be actually rather famous for inventing unparliamentary language that hadn't been disallowed by a Speaker yet, or wasn't *quite* a personal attack. (Hey, maybe that's why I'm so good at that game, and why *I* can tell the difference.)
Anyhow, the rationale is that a member of the loyal opposition need never beg or pray the government for a response to a question, so it is demeaning to the MP's and thus the House's dignity to say "please" when she wants an answer. (Yeah, our oppositions get to demand answers from our governments, face to face, every day the House is in session. And the governments are required to answer, although they may take a few days to get around to it. And then up here, when the PM and the Cabinet leave the House where they've been bombarded with hostile and probing questions all afternoon, they are swarmed by the press in what's called the scrum, and if they try to sneak off without taking whatever medicine the press has for them, they are shunned.)
Anyhow anyhow, back to those muttons that Oz is so famed for.
Sydney has a population of, what was it, 3.4 million? (Glad my population-density map was of assistance, btw.) Here we are:
http://www.essentialideas.info/sydney.htmlMore than 140 nations have contributed to the Sydney mix, with one third of us born outside Australia and 23 per cent speaking a language other than English at home. Sydney's main other languages are Italian, Chinese, Arabic and Spanish. Less than one per cent of the population is Aboriginal. ... In terms of population, it ranks 57th in the world. ...
70 per cent of us live in freestanding houses, while only 20 per cent live in apartments and 10 per cent live in semidetached houses or terraces. The suburbs have different stereotypes. The far east (around Vaucluse) is perceived to be the home of the very rich, many of European origin. The north shore includes the fairly rich, conservative voters, many of British origin. The inner eastern and inner western suburbs (where there are apartments, terraces and semis aplenty) draw the bohemians, the radicals, the academics, and the upwardly mobile.
The west is home to many recent immigrants, the poor, the hardest workers. And Sydney's southern suburbs contain a mixture of the working class and the nouveau riche (and some who like to display their not-always-legal wealth by mooring boats behind their houses).
Now I won't be deceptive. A good chunk of the "born-outside-Australia" population is from the UK or New Zealand. But of course, there are obviously a lot of second generation immigrants as well -- kids born in those houses where another language is spoken.
I find the figure of 1,188,580 for the population of Dallas. It strikes me that this must not be metropolitan Dallas; isn't that smallish? If it didn't include, say, Plano, it wouldn't really be Dallas, to me. Richardson might be taking it a bit far. But Plano has a lot of those detached houses with what they call "gardens" in Oz.
Yeah ...
http://www.2747.com/2747/world/city/dallas.htmThe city of Dallas extends over 886.8 sq km (about 342.4 sq mi). The Dallas metropolitan area is made up of the counties of Collin, Dallas, Denton, Ellis, Henderson, Hunt, Kaufman, and Rockwall. In addition to Dallas, cities with more than 100,000 in population in the area are Garland, Irving, Mesquite, and Plano.
So why not compare metropolitan Dallas and Sydney? Dallas would probably still have the benefit of a handicap on the population numbers.
Or how about, say, Austin and Canberra? Both pleasant little government/university cities, lotsa green space and all that. (I found the clientele at the Austin city lake campground a fair bit too drunk and rowdy for my taste, but I think I might find a few Aussies in that situation about the same.)
Austin, year 2000, pop. 656,562
http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/planning/planfaqs.htmWell, Canberra, year 2000, pop. 303,200
http://www.worldexecutive.com/cityguides/canberra/orientation.htmlHow 'bout Brisbane? Nope, 2.8 million, too big. My, they got some big towns there, don't they? Well heck, we'll give Austin a handicap; triple Canberra's score. I have no idea what the scores are, I'm just somehow confident that I wouldn't lose if I bet on Canberra to come out on the bottom.
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