Why are they called "Cheap Shots?" Because hey, they're free, and your humble Webmaster couldn't think of anything snappier. So here we go!BRADY CAMPAIGN TO PREVENT GUN VIOLENCE
ANALYSIS: Shooting blanksWhile the Brady Campaign has been busy trumpeting its alleged gains in the 2008 election, the fact remains that the finances of the Brady Campaign have been seriously depleted. As of December 17, 2008, their total cash on hand is $11,873 - their lowest end-of-campaign-season level in over 10 years. While their total receipts did manage to beat out their 2006 take by a modest margin, it appears that the majority of its major donors have decided to seek out greener pastures. If they keep up the current pace, the Brady Campaign could be flat broke by 2012.
(Thanks to The Center for Responsive Politics for the hard data.) In fact, some who have donated heavily to these guys in the past have now diverted their cash towards supporting other organizations that do not embrace the extreme agenda of the gun-control lobby. Which brings us to...
AMERICAN HUNTERS AND SHOOTERS ASSOCIATION
ANALYSIS: Hunting for big gameWho the heck are these guys, anyway? While some have understandably downplayed AHSA as little more than a "letterhead organization," this PAC has carved out a niche for itself by appealing to hunters, sport shooters, and likeminded gun owners who feel uncomfortable with both the NRA and the Brady Campaign. AHSA President Ray Schoenke has been hitting the campaign trail on behalf of Obama more than any Brady activist that I'm aware of, and it has apparently paid off in terms of exposure and access to Obama. AHSA opposes renewing any ban on semi-automatics, but also promotes conservation efforts and believes that a rational policy towards gun laws must have input from hunters. We would do well to see where they go from here.
NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION
ANALYSIS: Needs to recalibrate the sightsThe 800-pound gorilla of the Second Amendment lobby put up a fairly good fight, and the NRA isn't going away for a long time to come, but their anti-Obama campaign was no match for a limping economy that mixed traditional Reaganomics with the incompetence of the George W. Bush administration. While the NRA did support various Democratic candidates across America, their endorsement of John McCain's bid for the White House was problematic at best, considering McCain's spotty record on gun legislation. Memo to Wayne LaPierre: there's a multitude of good reasons why General Motors and Chrysler are rethinking their traditional financial support of Republican candidates; maybe it's time for the NRA to do the same?
MISS TENNESSEE, ELLEN CARRINGTON
ANALYSIS: "Here she is..."Pistol-packing beauty queen has a concealed handgun license and a .40-caliber S&W to go with it. Anyone have a problem with this?
JUDGE JANE CUTLER GREENSPAN, PHILADELPHIA COURT OF COMMON PLEAS
ANALYSIS: Brought the hammer downStood up to the gun-control lobby by declaring that Philadelphia could not enforce new laws that banned semi-automatics and reduced handgun purchases to one a month. Pennsylvania state law declares that only the state legislature can move to pass such legislation - cities and municipalities cannot trump Harrisburg. Judge Greenspan clearly made the right choice.
MAYOR RICHARD DALEY, CHICAGO
ANALYSIS: Still deciding which gun to shoot blanks withIn April, Daley discussed his plan to arm police with semi-automatic rifles, stating, "When they come to a scene, someone has a semi-fully-automatic weapon, and you have a little pistol, uh, good luck." We're still waiting for the Mayor to explain what a "semi-fully-automatic weapon" is.
ILLINOIS GOVERNOR ROD BLAGOJEVICH
ANALYSIS: Not shooting blanks, but selling them to the highest bidderLand of Lincoln, we feel for you. While the embattled Governor's alleged plot to auction off Obama's former Senate seat is bad enough on its own, Blagojevich is also accused of threatening to withhold funds earmarked for a children's hospital in Chicago because the hospital CEO did not grease his palms with a $50K donation. Never mind that Blagojevich used the hospital as a backdrop during a 2007 press conference in which he railed against Second Amendment rights, supposedly doing it "for the children."
KANSAS GOVERNOR KATHLEEN SEBELIUS
ANALYSIS: Taking out the trashLike Rod Blagojevich, Kathleen Sebelius is a Democrat. Unlike Blagojevich, she signed Senate Bill 46 into law this past April, which strikes down the state law prohibiting civilian ownership of NFA weapons. If you live in Kansas, you may now purchase that Heckler & Koch MP5 you've had your eyes on - but remember, all NFA and FOPA rules still apply. Maybe one day we can get around to revising FOPA as well. In the meantime, kudos to the Governor for realizing that the law-abiding shouldn't be punished just for being law-abiding. Contrast her behavior with our next person of interest...
OFFICER "I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT"
ANALYSIS: Shooting his mouth off - and shooting Newark in the footNew Jersey has really tough gun laws - and at least one cop in Newark's PD who thinks this gives him more leeway to bully and assault innocent civilians. Like the cameraman from a regional CBS affiliate that he put in a chokehold and arrested simply for filming a protest by family members who lost loved ones to violent crime involving guns. Yes, the out-of-control officer got suspended by the force, but his actions serve as a definitive wake-up call to the rest of America - when your Second Amendment rights go bye-bye, your First Amendment rights are next. Whatever happened to
To Serve and To Protect?WASHINGTON, DC GUN LAWS
ANALYSIS: Running out of ammunitionUntil this year, the District of Columbia defined any semi-automatic pistol that can fire more than 12 shots without reloading as a "machine gun." Thankfully, this crazy law has been nullified, but the City Council is doing everything it can to blunt the impact of the
Heller ruling. Speaking of which...
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA V. HELLER
ANALYSIS: Agent Smith, meet NeoThe courtroom action on June 26 may not have been as explosive as Keanu Reeves and Hugo Weaving squaring off against each other in
The Matrix, but the Supreme Court's affirmation of Dick Heller's case speaks for itself. Although the 5-4 decision was still a bit too narrow for our liking,
Heller punched a hole in a decades-old notion of political whimsy that the Second Amendment doesn't mean what it says. For the first time ever, the Supreme Court ruled that Americans do indeed have a right to keep and bear arms that is not dependent on militia service. Anti-gun activists reached for the antacid. The Brady Campaign started talking as if the text of
Heller actually supported their agenda. But in the end, the Supreme Court's decision, though arguably imperfect and still vulnerable to legal manipulation, shut down DC's draconian gun ban and put strict gun legislation across America on notice.
Heller knows kung fu. Pass the popcorn.
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