Public Masturbator Pleads Guilty to Gun Charge

[Ian David]

Public Masturbator Pleads Guilty to Gun Charge

In November, Illinois police discovered Vikki Myers masturbating topless in her van. They didn't charge her with the act, but for possessing a firearm without a license. Last month she pleaded guilty. For some reason, we love this nut.



More:
http://gawker.com/5739145/public-masturbator-pleads-guilty-to-gun-charge

See also:

Vikki Myers, Mother of 3, Caught Naked & Pleasuring Herself Outside Red Roof Inn
http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/11/vikki_myers_mother_of_3_caught.php

Hat-tip to: www.StephanieMillerShow.com

[marmar]

1. Please tell me she wasn't using the gun for, you know......

[Euromutt]

2. Pictures or it didn't happen. n/t

[Remmah2]

3. Her phone number is 312-555-0812

She's got a smirk on her face. Bet the cops couldn't keep a straight face when they were filling out their reports.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

4. There's a picture in the OP

And it's a face that appears to be mighty pleased.

Safety rule 2 (IIRC): Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot.

:hi:

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. She's the unlucky one that got caught..........

How many others are walking free?:rofl:

[yellowcanine]

6. The original story says "nekkid". This says "topless". What to believe?

I hate it when these kind of stories leave crucial details dangling like this. Why would a woman get topless to use a dildo? Would make more sense to get bottomless and leave the top on so as to not alert the authorities. Isn't there an eager beaver reporter who could interview the perp and get these crucial questions answered? Dang.

And where exactly was the gun in relation to the nekkid lady?

[Ian David]

8. Being topless makes it easier to use the vibrating nipple clamps. n/t

[yellowcanine]

9. Wow. Had no idea. Can one buy those online?

[Ian David]

10. Of course!

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=vibrating+nipple+clamps

[Kennah]

16. I wouldn't know ...

... where my wife got them. They are just sitting there in the bathroom vanity drawer.

[LiberalEsto]

7. Why isn't the NRA defending her rights? nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. It's a sticky subject.

:rofl:

[LiberalEsto]

12. You mean,

they're afraid to touch it?
Come on!

:spank:

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. Yeah,

sometimes it's kind of hard.........

:hide:

[Kennah]

17. More like a fishy subject

[lawodevolution]

14. she looks like she finished before she was busted

that's not the face of a woman that didn't get her orgasm

[Glassunion]

15. Is this a story about gun regulations or public masturbation regulations?

Either we leave this post in the gungeon or we should move it to the Outdoor Life group? Or the Automobile Enthusiasts Group? Or the Travel Group? Just sayin...

Go Jets!

[LiberalEsto]

18. Maybe the Open Source and Free Software Group?

I don't think there's a hardware group at DU.

[friendly_iconoclast]

23. Well, she *was* double-clicking her mouse.....

You've been a great audience. I'll be here all week. Be sure and tip the waiters!

[onehandle]

19. How 2nd amendment-y. nt

[X_Digger]

21. What's the matter? having to bump up old threads..

to make sure nothing positive about gun ownership is above the fold?

Poor onetrickpony, err onehandle.

[onehandle]

22. This dungeon is all under the fold. nt

[X_Digger]

24. So what's the reason for necro'ing old threads, hm? n/t

[ileus]

20. LOL.....people do the strangest things, at least she had a real safety device with her.