Any thoughts?

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

Plaxico Burress leaves prison

[MicaelS]

1. i imagine he'll go right back to a lucrative football

Contract. The rules are different for the wealthy, famous and talented, especially athletes. OTOH, Joe Smuck would have a hard time finding a job.

[damntexdem]

3. Hear, hear.

It doesn't matter what the crime was, the rich get off easier.

[jeepnstein]

9. Receivers are a dime a dozen.

There's always some rich owner who overpays for a player who is slightly over the hill. Being in prison guarantees he's not in NFL condition.

The stupid fool could have easily bought a valid NY CCW permit. He's got the money and connections to make that happen. It's only working class people who cannot defend themselves there.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

14. Agreed.

"...could have easily bought a valid NY CCW permit."

Shoulda, woulda, coulda but didn't...just dumb.

[AtheistCrusader]

18. Could have bought a $40 holster too.

Oops.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

19. Doesn't sound gangsta' to me. n/t

[jeepnstein]

22. My favorite holster was a lot less than $40

http://www.uncle-mikes.com/products/inside_the_pant_holsters.html

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

12. Quite so n/t

[GreenStormCloud]

21. Doubtful. Two years out of practice and 34 years old. Not NFL material anymore. N/T

[MineralMan]

2. Not about that...

Truly.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

15. Well maybe more time...

...or just probation?

[spin]

4. Don't carry a concealed firearm unless you can legally do it and use a holster ...

if you do.

[rrneck]

5. Uh, yeah.

"He got into a black Range Rover and headed for the Rome, N.Y., airport where he was expected to fly home immediately. "

My ass bleeds for him. Stupid asshole.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

6. That could be misplaced.

"My ass bleeds for him."
I kind of feel the pain in my right thigh but that is quickly forgotten as the laughter takes over.

Just evolution at work. Darwin runner-up???

[rrneck]

13. Heh. My entry for clumsiest post of the day.

Back to the coffee pot with my ass. If I can find it.

:rofl:

ETA: My ass. I can always find the coffee pot.

EETA: Except maybe this time.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

16. You're a funny man! n/t

[MicaelS]

7. "My ass bleeds for him"

Is that a pun? Considering where he was shot...

[rrneck]

10. LOL! Point you got. More coffee is indicated. nt

[slackmaster]

8. I suspect that he's still a DUMBASS

Prison seldom makes people smarter.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

17. This is excellent evidence that...

...the NFL does not require an IQ test.

[ileus]

11. don't be a dumbass...now get out there and play ball!

[ManiacJoe]

20. This video is still good for a laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpgL5kuBpMA