Wow. A dude shot himself in the penis on accident in Surprise AZ.

[lonestarnot]

His fiance didn't sound very freaked out on the phone to 911. What a surprise. Can't make that shit up. Oh and I think I heard reporter say it was a pink pistol. WTF

[sakabatou]

1. Darwin Award?

He did possibly take himself out of the gene pool.

[lonestarnot]

8. Loraina Bobbit upmanshit.

[yurbud]

2. the NRA supports his right to circumcise himself with lead.

[Remmah2]

36. Probably a hollow point. nt

nt

[Kennah]

3. Wow! A surprise penis. What will they think of next.

[FreakinDJ]

4. Link please - or it never happened

[lonestarnot]

9. heard it on KTVK. Used their search engine for their site. Searched surprise penis shooting and it

said no results found. :shrug:

[FreakinDJ]

16. It was just a tease

we use that line a lot on another board I frequent - but it more like "If you ain't got pics - it never happened"

BTW: its forum discussing Machining

[Euromutt]

32. So evidently you CAN make this kind of thing up

Not saying you did, lonestarnot, but the fact that I can't find any mention of this story (and I'm reasonably proficient in Google-fu) leads me to believe somebody submitted a fabricated story, and KTVK yanked it when they found out it was fake.

[lonestarnot]

35. No they actually aired the 911 call on the TV box.

[Euromutt]

40. So how do we know the 911 call wasn't a hoax?

That would explain why "his fiancée didn't sound very freaked out on the phone," wouldn't it?

[nadinbrzezinski]

5. RLOL, reminds me of the cop who blew his pinky

with a .25. It took a lot for us not to join in the laughter from his fellow cops.

Oh and it was a cute little gun too. I mean I have small hands and it would fit in the palm.

[BoWanZi]

6. I bet he sure was surprised when it happened!

[William769]

7. Well there goes one click I'll never get back.

[lonestarnot]

11. No one made you.

[krispos42]

10. I guess now he knows what it's like to be on the receiving end of a premature discharge!

[lonestarnot]

12. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

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[idiotgardener]

14. Surprise!

[Kalidurga]

15. you know what

I don't even want to know how that happened.

[blueamy66]

17. the west side ain't the best side

nt

[baldguy]

18. If only his penis had been carrying, this wouldn't have happened.

[RainDog]

19. LOL

...is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just AIEEII, OWWWW, &*$#@%

[Javaman]

20. Best. Reply. Ever!

:spray:

[iverglas]

22. +1

I've never said that before, and I promise to try not to say it again ... but resistance was futile.

[TPaine7]

31. LOL... that's the funniest thing I've read here in a while...

I hope the guy recovers as well as possible. Perhaps it was a grazing shot. *cringes*

[Euromutt]

41. Yeah, it was almost as funny as the last four dozen times it's been posted

It may be a bullshit straw man, but it never gets old for some people.

[danielpower]

21. deargod

He must be crazy.

[jeepnstein]

23. "Surprise, AZ"?

No doubt he got one.

[ileus]

24. I suppose he was comparing size?

[Glassunion]

25. Tada!!!

[Hoyt]

26. Watch some of "dudes" on youtube practicing fast draw -- wonder it doesn't happen more often.

You might also question whether you want folks packing in public too.

[oneshooter]

27. We are still waiting for your "cowboy with 2 guns sticking out" picture.

[Hoyt]

28. I gave you over 10 links to youtube videos and photos over a week ago.

You've been hear so infrequently in that time period, I figured you were still holed up watching them over and over. . . . . ..

[Euromutt]

29. Maybe the people you describe on YouTube aren't a representative sample?

Just a thought. Besides, if, as you claim, they're primarily a threat to themselves, what difference does it make to public safety?

[Hoyt]

30. And maybe a lot of gunners aren't like you -- not nearly as responsible, in control of emotions, etc

[Blown330]

33. And maybe...

...someday you'll have some sort of proof to back that up.






Fat chance.

[ileus]

37. maybe a lot of firearm owners are responsible like him.

[Hoyt]

38. "A lot" -- is that 50%, 60%, maybe 75%. Even latter leaves a "lot" who shouldn't be carrying guns.

[Remmah2]

34. Some people shoot themselves in the foot.

And they don't even own guns.

[GKirk]

39. Alternate headline: Man blows own penis...

...off :)