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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 11:54 AM Original message |
Stop me if you've heard this one... |
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ileus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
1. That's why I never attend services without my LCP |
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RC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 12:25 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. What's a LCP and an LR? |
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gejohnston (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 12:41 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. Ruger LCP |
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Atypical Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 12:53 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Types of firearms. |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
2. Church would be much safer if everyone was carrying |
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Katya Mullethov (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 12:26 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Holy mackerel , a Root Revolving Shotgun |
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Iktomiwicasa (942 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 12:28 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. That's my kind of gal right there. |
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Tejas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 04:30 PM Response to Reply #6 |
15. A gun, bullwhip, and handcuffs? |
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Iktomiwicasa (942 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 04:45 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. She's just.... |
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TheWraith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 01:26 PM Response to Reply #2 |
12. Now that looks like a church I would attend regularly. nt |
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Kennah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-11 02:08 AM Response to Reply #12 |
50. She could make me confess all sorts of things |
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Tejas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 04:32 PM Response to Reply #2 |
16. Too much cheap booze, and what's |
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oneshooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-01-11 10:35 PM Response to Reply #16 |
26. Not to mention the evil Hangmans noose! n/t |
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RSillsbee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 06:20 PM Response to Reply #2 |
18. I have heard that one dozens of times. |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-01-11 11:15 AM Response to Reply #18 |
21. If only I would have bookmarked all the time someone in this forum |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-01-11 02:48 PM Response to Reply #21 |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-01-11 03:30 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. ~ |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-01-11 03:45 PM Response to Reply #23 |
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RSillsbee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-01-11 07:05 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. That's just funny |
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SteveM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 01:27 PM Response to Reply #21 |
30. "If only." Perhaps you couldn't because you can't find it. nt |
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Hoyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 06:15 AM Response to Reply #18 |
27. I'll vouch that what he said is basically true. Maybe a word or two is different, but sentiment is |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 08:25 AM Response to Reply #27 |
29. I don't know why I try to respond to threads in this forum |
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SteveM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 01:34 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. Perhaps your "trying" is really moral condemnation... |
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Hoyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 09:23 PM Response to Reply #29 |
43. What do you expect? These are folks who feel compelled to strap a gun or two on to go out in public |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-03-11 07:40 AM Response to Reply #43 |
44. One just needs teflon undies to venture here. |
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oneshooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-03-11 08:39 AM Response to Reply #43 |
47. While YOU believe that the government is responsible for your protection |
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Starboard Tack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-11 01:52 PM Response to Reply #47 |
53. Who said the government is responsible for our protection? |
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gravity556 (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-11 09:47 AM Response to Reply #43 |
51. Really, Hoyt? |
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Euromutt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-03-11 08:18 AM Response to Reply #29 |
45. By "have an adult conversation" you mean you don't get called on unsupported assertions? |
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SteveM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 01:29 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. So, you'll "vouch." wow. he don't need no steeekning bookmarks. |
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oneshooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 06:15 PM Response to Reply #27 |
33. Yea, like you really know about anything you yammer about. n/t |
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Euromutt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-03-11 08:37 AM Response to Reply #27 |
46. Maybe you haven't noticed, but your word doesn't carry a whole lot of weight around here |
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friendly_iconoclast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-11 01:36 PM Response to Reply #27 |
52. Why vouch? You have a donor star and can search. Should have lots of results, *if* true... |
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friendly_iconoclast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-05-11 09:49 PM Response to Reply #52 |
54. As usual, no reply when asked for empirical evidence. |
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Remmah2 (971 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
4. You may want to check your GPS coordinates. nt |
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Hoopla Phil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
8. At my church the paster IS packing. Along with all the deacons and |
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iverglas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 07:00 PM Response to Reply #8 |
35. ah yes |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
9. What Spanish gun-related policy issue are you really trying to discuss here? |
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GreenStormCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 12:59 PM Response to Original message |
11. I carry concealed in church. I am not the only one at my church that does. No big deal. N/T |
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safeinOhio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 06:47 AM Response to Reply #11 |
28. Ye of little faith |
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gejohnston (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 08:12 PM Response to Reply #28 |
40. I am told that the |
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PavePusher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-03-11 08:58 AM Response to Reply #28 |
48. Free will, etc. God's not there to do everything for you. If s/he's there at all... |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
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MicaelS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Sep-30-11 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
14. And this has precisley WHAT to do with the 2nd Amendment |
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Euromutt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-01-11 07:12 AM Response to Original message |
19. It's remarkable how those who dismiss OPs sourced to articles in the Washington Times... |
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iverglas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 07:09 PM Response to Reply #19 |
36. my goodness |
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gejohnston (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 07:18 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. I think he was |
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iverglas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 07:52 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. "I doubt the Dutch church is representative of Catholics world wide. " |
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gejohnston (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 08:10 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. still have to ask...... |
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iverglas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 08:29 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. give me a break |
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Euromutt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-03-11 09:10 AM Response to Reply #37 |
49. As the saying goes, "In the Netherlands, even the Catholics are Calvinists" |
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gravity556 (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-01-11 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
20. What does a shooting in Spain have to do with the price of a Big Mac in Oklahoma? |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
34. He shot two pregnant women specifically, or is that a translation issue? |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-02-11 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
41. And totally off topic, am I the only one who can't see this thread without thinking of The Smiths? |
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