You simply don't know Brooklyn neighborhoods, but what the hell, please continue to tell us all about them from Los Angeles.
Now, read carefully this time: The name, "Crown Heights," encompasses several different mini neighborhoods as do most Brooklyn neighborhoods. In the center, from Eastern Parkway to Empire Boulevard, is the world center of the Lubavitcher community. For religious reasons (having to do with what you can and cannot do on the sabbath), the ultra-orthodox have a need to live closely together, and in the "heavily Jewish" part of Crown Heights, there are almost no non-Jews. Therefore, any New Yorker would tell you that part of Crown Heights is "heavily Jewish," even if the rest of Crown Heights isn't. The rest is working class African American and West Indian, with a middle/upper middle class African American and West Indian brownstone neighborhood to the north around the Brooklyn Children's Museum, and a part to the west that is so rapidly gentrifying with mixed race hipsters that the real estate industry has tried to rename it as "Prospect Heights."
Park Slope also has a variety of mini neighborhoods: the ultra rich live along Prospect Park West, and the merely rich and upper middle class live along the "name streets" and lower numbered streets that run east-west from Prospect Park to Seventh Avenue. From Seventh down to Fourth Avenues there are still some remaining hipsters/artists/lower middle class types, and the last remnants of the Latino neighborhood that stretches to the harbor in housing that was built for longshoremen and dockworkers in the late 1800s.
But hey, don't take my word or Dorian's word
just because we live(d) there. Also, no reason to accept the characterization of the New York Times or the brownstone.com website, both of which discussed the "stroller Nazi" controversy when it erupted a few years ago -- because you know more than them from your perch in Los Angeles.
The point about Park Slope and the Gaza issue, which seems to have gone over many heads, is that although it is a very liberal neighborhood politically on issues that don't affect Park Slope, the dominant "liberal" upper class there has become
extremely intolerant when it comes to anything having to do with their "quality of life," which means closing down the hipster venues that made the neighborhood in the first place, pushing out other groups and even physically dominating the public spaces with their huge ostentatious strollers:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/18/fashion/18slope.htmlPark Slope: Where Is the Love?
POOR Union Hall. First, there was the tempest in a sippy cup stirred up in Brooklyn last February by this bar-brunch-boccie spot’s ban on children in strollers. And just last week, a subcommittee of the Park Slope community board — swayed by an army of pitchfork-wielding locals — dealt the joint a harsh, if symbolic blow: no liquor license renewal until you do something about the noise. Though the full board overruled the committee within days, the blogosphere’s critics and conspiracy theorists had already drawn their conclusions: “It’s the revenge of the Stroller Moms.”
But it’s not just the moms; it’s where they live. “Park Slope isn’t even part of Brooklyn anymore,” wrote one commenter on Gothamist. “It’s seriously a lower rung of hell, filled with hateful English teachers.” And on Eater.com, one posted comment said: “Park Slope and its ilk are why NYC is becoming more and more pathetic by the day.”
Yep: community fussbudgets, whiny parents, taverns crawling with toddlers, hip watering holes edging out old-man bars. It’s everything New Yorkers love to hate about Park Slope.
Well, not everything. Check the comments on real estate blogs like Brownstoner and Curbed, or ask around. To its detractors, Park Slope is both haunt and hatchery of
New York’s smuggest limousine-liberal yuppies.
It is, if I may further summarize the bad publicity, overrated and hypocritical. Its glorious brownstone blocks and jaunty cafes are awash in carpetbagger entitlement,
ruled by snarling “Stroller Nazis.” The neighborhood is a ground zero of all that is twee and lame. It is, God forbid, the suburbs.
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“Park Slope is a perfect storm of stereotypes that provoke derision,” said Steven Johnson, a local writer and a father of three. “Since Park Slope is the neighborhood most explicitly associated with urban parenting, it attracts the wrath of people who think parents have gone way overboard. I imagine there’s some horror fantasy fusion:
the well-off Park Sloper and co-op member who is obsessed with his kids. Oh, wait, I just described myself.”
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http://www.brownstoner.com/brownstoner/archives/2007/07/stroller_nazis.phpPark Slope Stroller Nazi Story Getting a Little Stale
We're not exactly sure why this was a front-page article the the NY Times Sunday Real Estate section—seems more like City section material to us—but, there it was, another article making light of the number of strollers (and implicit bourgeois existence of their pushers) in Park Slope. The fact that there are a lot of young families (some of whose matriarchs aren't averse to a little public nursing) in Park Slope just ain't news anymore, so let's just settle the fight for the soul of the slope once and for all in the hopes that another article never has to be written on the subject. In the words of The Times article, is Park Slope "Hipster Hell" or "Parent Heaven"?
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Neither hipster hell (anymore) OR is it Parent haven.
I for one am sick of PS. I have lived here for a while and now I want out. I will be moving shortly because
I can't take the kids yelling running around and proving that they have not been taught courtesy or manors. I don't care if you have to breast feed, I'm talking about the inconsiderate parents who let their kids scream and run around restaurants and
even block the sidewalks with your strollers and bodies while you stand around talking. Others live here...you act like you own the world and you certainly behave like you are about to take over. All I see are future Paris Hiltons in the making.
The dads have less control over their kids because they spend less time with them so when they are with them they want them to express themselves and they think it's cute. Please move to Montclair and put up your picket fences. Stop trying to raise a family like you were raised on LI here in Park Slope. It's not the same.
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PS is NOT hipster anything (that would be Williamsburg or Greenpoint) and definitely NOT parent heaven. Never was.
As with all stereotypes, there's a kernel of truth here. I hate going to PS and having to navigate all the strollers blocking everything and hearing all the self-righteous comments from the parents there, as if THEY ALONE know the BEST way to raise a kid.
Why the hell do all these moms (and dads, but mostly moms) have to drive around their $800 bugaboos (or whatever the latest trendy overpriced stroller is)?