Israeli helicopter destroys donkey cart

[dArKeR]

An Israeli helicopter fired missiles at a target in the Gaza Strip Thursday, killing a Hamas member and wounding at least three other people, officials and witnesses said.

A helicopter fired at least one missile into Khan Younis, a town near Gaza's southern border with Egypt, a Palestinian security official said. Witnesses said Israeli jets had been flying over the area for about half an hour before the attack.

The official, who spoken on condition of anonymity, identified the dead man as Hamdi Kalkha, 23. Three others were wounded he said, confirming reports from medical officials.

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[DuctapeFatwa]

1. Israeli intelligence sources indicate the donkey was plotting an attack

The cart itself was reputed to be a top leader of the the Day Care wing of Hamas, and was suspected of taking an active role in organized naptimes, the sources, who refused to be named, said.

[frylock]

2. afterwards, a small corral was bulldozed..

where the donkey was alleged to have lived. a lamb and a goat who roomed with the donkey were apprehended, but were later released after extensive questioning.

[Darranar]

3. The home of the cart...

was similarly bulldozed, and a cow protesting for peace was run over as well. (This is not an insult at peace activists; it is simply continuing with the parody.)

[Cassandra]

5. And here's the cow

You have to watch out for those donkeys. They have a mean :kick:

[newyorican]

4. Are we having a PETA moment?

:kick:

[rini]

6. ROTFLMAO

[bemildred]

7. Donkey Cart Bombs!

:+

[Darranar]

8. LOL....

Sharon vows vengeance against Donkey Jihad and the Donkeyian Authority!

[dArKeR]

9. LOL you guys are goof balls!