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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 12:57 AM
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The cover-up began with "freedom fries".
By now, all knowledgeable 9/11 truthers have discounted the improbable commercial conspiracy theory that the government spent weeks planting explosives in the World Trade Center to blow up their own building, and have embraced the grassroots rational conspiracy theory which explains the inconspicuous planting of explosives with the only logically deducible explanation: the explosion was done with a potato. What the grassroots rational conspiracy theory has that the commercial and official conspiracy theories lack (obviously, as they are meant to profit those who propagate them) is an explanation for the foolish maneuver by congressmen to rename the french fries to "freedom fries". This was a ridiculed action, seen as token and silly by a large segment of the populace, yet they pressed ahead with it. It has now become obvious that the attempt to venerate the food of "freedom fries" was as a cover up. Think about it: if the government was promoting the food made out of potatoes, who would figure out that the same government used a potato in an attack against it's own citizens to found the next Pearl Harbor. This is the only theory which explains this.
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William Seger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 02:10 AM
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1. What's your opinion...
... of the potato pancake theory?
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 09:59 AM
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6. I tested it at home to prove it.
Edited on Mon Jan-15-07 10:00 AM by LoZoccolo
I was able to flatten the potato mixture in a pan down to less than a 1/4" while cooking at medium heat, less than the 3/8" necessary for proving of the potato pancake theory. We will probably be hearing the OTCers and CCTers scramble to prove that 1/4" > 3/8" inch now!
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LARED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 10:09 AM
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7. Humm, interesting model. Did you make allowances for
1/8" of sour cream on top?
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 10:59 AM
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8. No, because I've found that the people who ask about the sour cream...
Edited on Mon Jan-15-07 11:49 AM by LoZoccolo
...do so as a canard. The sour cream is simply not necessary and it is irrelevant.
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LARED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 10:13 PM
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11. Prove it's irrelevant
That's just government disinfo. Do they pay you to say those things. Every gourmet knows sour cream is the key ingredient for investigating the potato pancake theory. Of cause if we're talking about the potato knish, ketchup can be substituted for sour cream.
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MervinFerd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 07:46 PM
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9. Did you use Chicken Wire?
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 02:13 AM
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2. This blows the case for potato-related MIHOP wide-open
Who knows how much power the potato lobby had in the Bushco-controlled Congress? Also note that the basic market price for potatoes has increased since 2001. Yet I'm sure the OCTers believe it's just one of those remarkable "coincidences."
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William Seger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 04:41 AM
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3. Yup, shoulda been looking for the smoking potato all along
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LARED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 07:44 AM
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4. The lowly spud; a tool of the BFEE
It's all part of the BushCo cabal, with fifthly roots to the NWO CFR

Although he denies saying it, Michael J. Boskin, chairman of President Bush's Council of Economic Advisers, will go down in history as the man who said, "It doesn't make any difference whether a country makes potato chips or computer chips!"

http://www.foreignaffairs.org/19940701faresponse5765/lester-c-thurow/microchips-not-potato-chips.html


Oil greed was not enough, Now they are propping up the spud market for their own evil intentions.

If the lowly and quiet spud can be sullied by this cabal, who knows what veggie is next. :scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:

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MervinFerd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 08:26 AM
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5. Spudahol! Potatoes fermented to gasohol. Who needs a pipeline?
No pipeline across Afghanistan. Expensive. Never happened. Meanies blow it up. Bad idea.

The Spud Lobby organizes 911 so that oil prices will rise and "Spudahol" runs our vehicles. Vast new market.
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salvorhardin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-15-07 08:08 PM
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10. We were warned ahead of time!
Edited on Mon Jan-15-07 08:09 PM by salvorhardin
I bet the OCTers can't explain this: http://www.otmfan.com/mp3/Das%20Uber%20Tuber.mp3
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