Announcing the formation of "Scholars for DST truth"...

[SDuderstadt]

I really need some help on this one.

Simply put, something doesn't add up. Starting this Sunday, we "gain" an hour as DST ends. Beginning the second Sunday in March of 2008, we "lost" that hour.

Here's my question. Where has that hour been this entire time?

Does anyone know? Did our government use that hour for some nefarious purpose? Did THEY have it this entire time? And, isn't it strange that NIST, the same government agency that obviously covered up the government's plot on 9/11, is also in charge of determining the actual time? I mean, how could that be a mere coincidence?



Now, when we've figured that out, I propose a new mission. Marie Osmond says that she lost 50 pounds on Nutri-System. Where did those pounds go?

Spooky.

[Algorem]

1. did 3,000 people die in each of those funny funny situations too?

[SDuderstadt]

2. You might be a "truther" if...

you're offended at posts that poke fun at the "truth movement", but not offended when members of that same "movement" claim no planes were used in the attacks or that the victims didn't really die or were "part of it".

Spare me, dude. Nice edit, BTW. Maybe you could direct some of that "outrage" to this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=125&topic_id=231720&mesg_id=273581

[Algorem]

3. .

[SDuderstadt]

14. "truther tactic book"....

if a debunker takes full and obvious aim at a segment of the "truth movement", pretend they are actually defaming the victims of that day and express faux outrage.

[JackRiddler]

8. Bad taste aside, the only sin in comedy is being painfully unfunny.

We have another qualifier for the Bania Award.

[SDuderstadt]

9. Well, I just don't know why you guys can't laugh at yourselves....

everyone else does.

[KDLarsen]

4. That picture of Marie Osmond on the right

Let me be the first to stick my head out and call TV fakery! It's obvious! The before and after pictures look nothing like each other!

[SDuderstadt]

6. Omigod!

You're right...we'd better call in Simon Shack.

[SDuderstadt]

10. Actually...

I believe the picture of "fatty Marie Osmond" is the fake.

[KDLarsen]

11. You're SO right

I totally missed "Fatty" marie the first time, but then I saw this youtube video that told me the truth!

[HannibalCards]

5. Cover Up

The government worker in the first picture is obviously moving the hands of the clock so that they DON'T point to 9:11. Dear Lord, when will the secrecy END??

[SDuderstadt]

15. I propose we become pro-active....

and draft a petition now and begin collecting signatures now to demand that lost hour back before the government takes it away from us in March of 2010.

[HannibalCards]

16. Don't forget

we need Donations! Can't run a revolution without Donations!

[SDuderstadt]

17. So, you're volunteering to be...

treasurer? Good. Just remind me to order checks that require two signatures...

[sylvi]

7. Good questions

"Where has that hour been this entire time?"

I don't know, but I'll bet the answer is on some gas station's security camera footage, if the gubmint would just release it.

"Where did those pounds go?"

Sold as scrap to China, obviously, before they could be tested for Nutri-Thermite.

[HannibalCards]

12. OMG

"Nutri-Thermite" - that's awesome!

[SDuderstadt]

13. In order to facilitate the cover-up...

it's apparent that the government has helped popularized the phrase "time flies when you're having fun".

[cherokeeprogressive]

18. I think we need to explore what Archduke Ferdinand's role in this whole mystery is -

And how the Bush family came to benefit from the imposition of DST in this country.

Consider: In 1914, The Archduke is assassinated and the war begins. In 1918, DST is imposed in the US and just like that (okay, it took 8 months but if you give me time I'll figure out why it took so long) the War to End All Wars is over?

I've read that neither Prescott Bush or Dorothy Walker Bush were willing to account for their whereabouts on June 28, 1914, the day The Archduke was assassinated. Coincidence? Hardly. I submit that the absence of evidence they were involved in the assassination is ABSOLUTE PROOF that the cover-up must have been of EPIC PROPORTION. The result? The Bush oil slaves were forced to work one more hour in the hot sun each summer day, thus enriching the Bush Crime Family.

We shouldn't forget that GHWB was elected to the Presidency 3 days shy of EXACTLY 70 years after the end of WWI, and that his idiot son's election took place just ONE DAY SHY of 12 years after his father's did. The fact that the idiot son's election was contested is FURTHER proof of a conspiracy. Some say the original deal was for GHWB to given the presidency for his father's role in the assassination, but the Bush Crime Family, true to form, tried to go to the well once more. TPTB originally resisted, but when GHWB threatened to go to the UN with what he knew, TPTB convinced the USSC to step in and select the idiot son over who could have been the Saviour of the World, Al Gore.

It's time to wake up America!

[SDuderstadt]

19. I don't know about Dorothy Prescott Bush but....

why is Wyatt Earp second from the left?

Also, this picture is obvious fakery. It doesn't even look like a picture...it looks like...like...like a drawing! Did the perps think they'd get away with this?

[cherokeeprogressive]

20. It's a DRAWING? Damn. Never mind. n/t

[SDuderstadt]

21. I don't know about you, but...

I am pretty sure that drawing had not been invented by the time of Archduke Ferdinand's death. More COINTELPRO!

[cherokeeprogressive]

22. Good catch. Time for hearings.

Also, the car depicted looks like a 1915 Buick, albeit a poor representation of one. Lastly, what was the driver doing with the sword? Was he hired by Prescott Bush to be a backup assassin if one was needed?

[SDuderstadt]

23. I CANNOT believe I missed this!

I just now noticed the mini-pod underneath the door. Everyone knws that whatever model and year that car is did NOT have mini-pods. I think it's time to get Spooked to weigh-in here.

[SDuderstadt]

24. Kick for Spooked.....n/t