I've been offered a GS15 position as a FEMA concentration camp

[Old Troop]

commandant. Would it be so wrong to accept it?

[zappaman]

1. How's the health plan?

Vacation time?

[jberryhill]

4. Paid travel and lodging at Bilderberg every year /nt

[SDuderstadt]

6. I already get that...

you think they can go higher?

[jberryhill]

10. How about...

JFK's brain, autographed by E. Howard Hunt, and the Apollo "outtake reel" with Buzz Aldrin punking Neil Armstrong by coming out without his helmet on?

[SDuderstadt]

12. Now, you're talking!

By the way, did anyone besides me notice that there were absolutely no "chemtrails" in the SW today? Doesn't that actually prove their existence?

[LARED]

2. Since it's make believe, I'd say

ask for GS16 pay and you want a new hummer with a water cannon to keep the "residents" clean.

[SDuderstadt]

3. Damn you, Lared...

I should know better than to read any of your posts with a drink of anything in my mouth.

Very funny OP, Old Troop. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to see some freeper lurking here cite this as actual "evidence" the FEMA camps are "real".

P.S. Does FEMA need any PT help? My hours at NWO HQ got cut back. My proficiency ratings are all high, especially crowd control and political re-education.

[zappaman]

5. dude

BUSHCO2 is hiring.
Ask for Jeb or Dick and tell them THE RAVEN sent you.
They'll know who you're talking about...

[SDuderstadt]

7. How many times have I told you...

not to use your "ops name"?

[zappaman]

8. ooops

Tell them "Spooked" sent ya...

[SDuderstadt]

9. Don't use his "ops name"...

either, dude. Did you learn anything at all at "the Farm"?

[greyl]

11. HEY! You're on thin ice, pal.

[mcollins]

16. I thought the freepers were the ones building the camps?

Or did all that switch when a Dem took office as President?

[SDuderstadt]

17. Yes...

it's a bipartisan thrust, according to our resident conspiracists.

[defendandprotect]

13. The safety nets were intended to protect workers from having to accept

jobs that offended their conscience or work ethic ....

The safety nets have been weakened if not destroyed --

so everyone has a different kind of decision to make now --

how to avoid working for fascists while still providing the wherewithal to exist?

Look how many have been forced into the miliary -- how many would have joined had there

been other viable options for them?

Like free higher education?

[SDuderstadt]

14. Fucking unbelievable...

D&P thinks this is a real OP, most probably because she has most, if not all of us on ignore.

Omigod.

[SDuderstadt]

18. Fucking unbelievable...

D&P still thinks this is a serious thread.

[mcollins]

15. Only a 15?

You'd think that a Camp Commandante would be an 18 at least.