Construction Complete On 9/11 Truther Memorial

[greyl]

Construction Complete On 9/11 Truther Memorial
September 7, 2010

UNDISCLOSED—On a remote patch of Kansas prairie believed to fall outside the range of U.N. spy satellites, construction is finally complete on the long- awaited 9/11 Truther Memorial, sources confirmed Wednesday.

Funded by donations from dozens of websites and fringe publishers, and dedicated to "the fearless amateur research and bold guesswork" of those seeking to "expose the secret machinations of the world's true puppet masters," the 7,000-square-foot monument has already attracted hundreds of visitors.

"It was a long time coming, but at last it's here," said Don Gustaf, a blogger who drove from Cincinnati to see the site. "This will stand forever in tribute to those who lost their lives the day clandestine CIA operatives used advanced wireless technology to electronically hijack a pair of 767s and remotely fly them into the World Trade Center."

Created by a design team who chose to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals from the Bilderberg Group, the memorial has as its centerpiece the "Truth Towers," a 60-foot-tall replica of the World Trade Center that houses a museum devoted to unanswered questions surrounding the attacks. Below it lies a pentagonal reflecting pool from which emerge 18 steps leading to the base of the monument, with each stair intended to symbolize one of the 18 Great Lies of the 9/11 conspiracy.

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[SDuderstadt]

1. Damn you, Greyl...

I don't know who makes me ruin more keyboards...you, Seeger, Berryhill, Zappaman or Lared.

[zappaman]

2. not so funny

when you peel away some of the layers and realize the ONION is a front for the CIA.
It makes sense that they would plant articles like this to malign the truth movement.
The PTB realizes the truthers are getting a little too close for comfort and there seem to be more people every day who have woken up and realized no actual planes were involved on that tragic day.
So, keep laughing...I know the CIA is!

[mcollins]

4. You just made it funnier. nt.

[SDuderstadt]

5. Pssst....

Z-msn is spoofing truthers.

[mcollins]

6. ;) sometimes it is hard to tell. nt

[SDuderstadt]

7. Great satire....

huh...

[LARED]

11. You realize you just voided the contract with the

Onion and may have cost "the company" millions in start up costs for a new front organization.

Now I have to go suck up to those guys at the Onion so they pretend it's a organization devoted to satire. Every time I visit them make me wear that silly hat.

[SDuderstadt]

12. I'm getting mixed up...

I thought the C.I.A. was actually a front for the Onion.

Have I had it backwards this entire time?

[BeFree]

3. The Onion is great

It tells the truth while wrapping it in such a way that gets even the opposition to pass it along.

[Bolo Boffin]

8. Nice lemonade. n/t

[KDLarsen]

9. You know, the sad thing is..

.. before I checked the source, I wasn't surprised that some truthers had actually done it :eyes:

[NYMdaveNYI]

10. Oh, Joy! They made a memorial for themselves.

Is it made of paper maché?